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Insomnia Cure: Read This Top 5 Veep Picks List from InTrade!
What is our beloved most recent former GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin doing to claim a paycheck these days? The grifter quitter queen is executing nasal drone strikes on Kansas voters with delusional voice messages informing them that despite the best available geographic information to the contrary, they are all secretly living in Texas, [...]
Here Are the 50 Sexxxiest People Trapped On Capitol Hill This Summer!
EVERYBODY STRAP IN, The Hill released its “50 Most Beautiful People for 2011″ listicle thingamaboob, which contrary to the title is not a list of the 50 most beautiful people on Earth, but more like a “top 50 list of congressional staffers Newt Gingrich will try to DM on Twitter when his current wife gets [...]
Here’s Your God-Forsaken ’50 Most Beautiful’ List
by Jack Stuef
Absolutely nothing of note is happening in politics today, and it’s sort of hard to blog about nothing. But it is possible, by some sort of mathematical anomaly, to blog about less than nothing, so here we go! The Hill, you see, finds some people more attractive than other people, physically! And so every year [...]
Michele Bachmann Still Against British Rule
by Lauri Apple
The next Fourth of July is only 363 days away! And you still don’t know the Declaration of Independence, or who we declared the independence from, or anything else, really, you’ve never really been counted among America’s “best and brightest.” But this video message by the House Republicans can help you memorize that Declaration thingie [...]
A Decade of Retrospectives: Wonkette Remembers Late 2009
by Ken Layne
We’ve got so many retrospectives, year-enders, decade-enders, thumbsuckers, years in review and other such journamalism prepared for your End-of-Days Holiday Fuckoff Time, it’s crazy! But we don’t want you to forget our first round of delightful remembrances of America’s lamest decade. Read these, while we get some more ready to post!
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10 Cutesy Business Headlines From Today’s Marketwatch
by Wonkette Jr.
10. Airbus A380′s collision. 9. Bets on Australia’s gambling firms. 8. California’s grape expectations.