Yesterday, the Politico introduced us all to Mitt Romney’s $300 makeup consultant. “Hidden Beauty” in West Hill, CA is “a mobile beauty team for hair, makeup and men’s grooming and spa services,” making it the gayest thing to appear in FEC filings for the last quarter. Back when the Politico did this same deal with John Edwards and his fancy-schmancy haircut, veteran blogger Matt Drudge gave it a big link and five hundred siren gifs and said “DEVELOPING” in Courier New. The Romney story, while basically the exact same, gets no love from Matt. Why? Because Matt has a cruuuuush… MORE »