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Lo, Unto Us A Robert Mueller Trump-Russia Grand Jury Is Born!

Something tells us Robert Mueller's getting ready to fuck Donald Trump THE FUCK up.

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

GOP Pretty Sure Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Russian Conspiracy To Make Us Believe In Trump-Russia Conspiracy

This post is VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT, therefore please read it RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

House Judiciary Committee Demands To Know Why Hillary Clinton Fired James Comey

Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory.

GOP Senators Gonna Dick-Slap The Hell Outta Trump If He Fires Jeff Sessions

These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal!

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

This Is Not Good News For John McCain

Well, shit. Nobody should ever have to face cancer.

White House Worried Dems Will Do ‘Obstruction’ On Judicial Nominees. Here’s Hoping!

Democrats obstructing Donald Trump's judicial nominees? Now there's an idea we can get behind.

Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Russian Emails To Show What A Guilty Fuck He Is

How fucking stupid is Donald Trump Jr.? THIS FUCKING STUPID.

What, Should Trump NOT Ask Russia For Help With The Cyber? Really, He Shouldn’t? Okay

Donald Trump has the best ideas. But if they're bad ideas, he never meant he was really going to DO them.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains Why Trump Is Thin-Skinned Weenus Who Twitter-Punches Girls

FUCKERY AND LYING, FUCKERY AND LYING, FUCKERY AND LYING. Did we mention Sarah Huckabee Sanders is full of shit?

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.

And They Ran, Ran So Far Away! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June, 29, 2017

Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!

Weird, Senate Doesn’t Trust Trump On Russia Sanctions. Did We Mention, ‘Weird’?

Republican Senators give Trump a big vote of confidence by taking away his power! As one does.