Tag: lindsey graham

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Tell It To Clinton’s Dick, Lindsey Graham And Jeff Sessions!

Would you believe Jeff Sessions and Lindsey Graham don't think Trump is obstructing justice? Whoa if true!

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

It’s A Fuck-Tussle Of I’M IN CHARGE HERE At The Consumer Finance Protection Bureau!

Despite lawsuit over his nomination, Mulvaney is already getting donut crumbs and dandruff all over the offices at CFPB.

Shitshow At Gitmo

Who could have predicted that a quasi-black site with no laws would be so complicated?

Can Trump ‘You’re Fired’ Robert Mueller? A Guide To Our Inevitable Constitutional Crisis

We're not saying there's gonna be a riot. But we're not NOT saying it either.

Republicans Save Banks From Greedy Customers. THANK GOD!

Oh, look, Republicans are screwing everyday Americans to help the big banks. Boy are we astonished.

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Why Don’t These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly?

Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...

John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take A Breather!

Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.

How Can Graham And Cassidy Bribe Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski To Murder Obamacare?

Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?

How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It’s A Toss-Up!

Time to sink this Shitshowboat.