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Is Ted Cruz the most hated man in all the Americas that he is from? Duh. Every single member of the Republican Party hates...

In 2015, science remained a suspicious activity many conservative politicians thought was probably all a leftist plot, with only one Republican presidential candidate willing...

It's a good thing Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-Wife of Bill Clinton's Penis) is running for president, or else we'd be forced to find creative...

Poor Lindsey Graham. He thought his strategy of beginning every debate by gravely weeping in the general direction of America about how ISIS is...

Hoo boy, that Republican debate last night was something, right? Of course we're right, we are yr Wonkette, and the last time we were...

Lindsey Graham seems to have finally resigned himself to the cold hard reality that he has about as much chance of becoming the Republican...

Any diehard Wonkers masochistic enough to watch this turd volcano of a fifth GOP kiddie table debate (both of you) probably want some "information"...

That time has once again cummeth upon us, where we will sit down in front of our widescreen televisions, munch bits of ham frosting...

Congratulations, women of America! You now have the right to be cannon fodder serve your country in combat roles in whatever terrific new war...

The governor from Ohio, who enjoys rolling his eyes at his fellow Republican presidential candidates because they are nutty but he is reasonable, introduced a terrific plan this...

It is comforting to know that amid the panties-soiling panic by Republican presidential candidates -- oh no, the toddler terrorists posing as refugees are comin'...

Among our country's holidays, perhaps none is truly more American than Black Friday. After a day of food, football, and listening to an uncle say "that Ted Cruz...

Is it already loser o'clock on a day that ends in "y" again? Why, yes it is. And you know what that means: Republican...

Oh, do you have your DVRs set and your babysitters called and your sex lube procured for tonight's SUPER-EXCITING REPUBLICAN DEBATE? Yes, they're going...

Thanks to some weirdass combination of math and poll-skewing, Fox Business Network (Motto: "Just As Loathsome But With Lower Ratings") announced some major shakeups...

After a brief attempt to collectively bargain for kinder, gentler debate rules -- Republican presidential candidate workers of the world, unite! -- the whole scheme...

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