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Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

Congress Wants Trump’s ‘Tapes,’ If There Are Any ‘Tapes’ (Are There ‘Tapes’?)

It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances?

Let’s Go To The Tape! Wonkagenda for May 15, 2017

Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!

Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely ‘Good’ About Comey Firing? A List!

HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD?

Trump To Senate Investigators: Take This ‘Certified Letter’ And Shove It Up Your Ass

Donald Trump will go to any length to prove he has no ties to Russia, including saying he has no ties to Russia.

Obama NSA Susan Rice Invites Lindsey Graham To Eat This Bag Of Dicks

Susan Rice is tired of your shit.

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Welcome To Your Shiny New War, America!

Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?

Democrats Just Made Mitch McConnell Do A Very Bad Thing

Say goodbye to the filibuster for Supreme Court nominees, and hello to letting employers fire you if you aren't willing to die on the job.

Oregon Sen. Merkley Stays Up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 5, 2017

Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!

Democrats Filibuster Gorsuch, Hooray! Also, Senate Doomed, So There’s That.

We never liked his mama, either.

Bill O’Reilly: A Gross, Gross Creep. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 3, 2017

Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Would Like Immunity From Having To Listen To Trump’s Dumb Face Hole

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Did Mike Huckabee Just Call Lindsey Graham A Fag?

Mike Huckabee is a grown man who is very mature.

Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation, Please And Fuck You

Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.