Tag: lindsey graham

Idaho Senator Jim Risch, who's such a senatorial nonentity that we had to do a special post a few years back to prove...

Happy Easter, Wonkers! We hope you have all been inspired by the annual rites celebrating the rebirth of pagan fertility gods as distilled through...

It's possible we are enjoying ourselves entirely too much as we watch the Republican Party eat itself alive, choke on its own bone, vomit...

Ted Cruz finally managed to score a big win in Utah on Tuesday night. Yee haw for him, however you say that in Canadian-Cubanese. Dang near...

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-The Genteel South) does not like Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz, of course, but Lindsey? He really don't like Ted Cruz. It's uncouth...

As promised, Oval-Office-thiever-in-chief Barry B. Bamz O'Baby YoMama nominated a perfectly reasonable and qualified white dude to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. As...

Months after we found out that the water in Flint, Michigan, had poisoned some 9000 children in the city, Congress is almost ready to...

Is Ted Cruz the most hated man in all the Americas that he is from? Duh. Every single member of the Republican Party hates...

In 2015, science remained a suspicious activity many conservative politicians thought was probably all a leftist plot, with only one Republican presidential candidate willing...

It's a good thing Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-Wife of Bill Clinton's Penis) is running for president, or else we'd be forced to find creative...

Poor Lindsey Graham. He thought his strategy of beginning every debate by gravely weeping in the general direction of America about how ISIS is...

Hoo boy, that Republican debate last night was something, right? Of course we're right, we are yr Wonkette, and the last time we were...

Lindsey Graham seems to have finally resigned himself to the cold hard reality that he has about as much chance of becoming the Republican...

Any diehard Wonkers masochistic enough to watch this turd volcano of a fifth GOP kiddie table debate (both of you) probably want some "information"...

That time has once again cummeth upon us, where we will sit down in front of our widescreen televisions, munch bits of ham frosting...

Congratulations, women of America! You now have the right to be cannon fodder serve your country in combat roles in whatever terrific new war...

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