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Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’

Lohan and Gore Send Out Politically/Morally Correct Press Release

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

IT’S TRUE, IT’S ALL TRUE. MORE »


Lohan: “Help Me Al Gore, You’re My Only Hope”

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

Actress/basketcase Lindsay Lohan desperately needs to have her Blackberry taken away. MORE »


Gossip Roundup: Plastics

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

* Heard on the Hill: Rahm Emanuel puts Ken Mehlman in a “mini-bear hug,” asks what he’s doing next, says, “Banking, Ken, that’s where the money is” … Surprise entertainment at the exclusive RIAA holiday party? The Barenaked Ladies. Ok, we’re linking to so many pirated mp3s in protest now… “A revised floor schedule for Wednesday was sent out advising, “H.R. 6136 — Margaret Thatcher Congressional Gold Medal Act HAS BEEN PULLED.” Thank christ for Barny Frank. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Because they live in Virginia, Mary Cheney’s partner Heather Poe will have no legal guardianship over their baby and won’t be allowed to adopt it unless they move to Maryland. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Official Congressional Gym very crowded these days, Democrats out of shape… Nancy Pelosi was 45 minutes late to a press briefing, more Democrats even later the next day. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Nancy Pelosi/Barbara Walters interview in the Capitol forces GOP staffers to wait until they pass before finishing cleaning out their bosses’ office… Santorum’s website slightly more gracious than his last speech… “Phil Olsen, the captain for Team USA in the World Beard and Moustache Championships, says [John] Bolton is welcome to a spot on the team.” [The Hill]
* Page Six: Just pure insanity re. Lindsay Lohan and Al Gore. It’s sad and crazy and makes us uncomfortable. [NYP]


Team Screening Crash: Bobby

Monday, November 20th, 2006

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New Emilio Estevez passion project/biopic Bobby was screened Friday night at the Goethe Institute. Rabid hors d’oeuvre hound Intern Nick was there to see if godless Hollywood elites could make a film that would win approval from godless Washington elites. Follow the well-worn path of ’60s coulda-shoulda-woulda-changed-the-world nostalgia, after the jump.

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Rumors On The Internets: Babes

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006
  • Pictures of hot Israeli women in IDF uniforms. [IMAO]
  • Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq, will take shooting lessons. Think Progress commenter asks: “Who is Lindsay Lohan?” [Think Progress]
  • AOL user search data includes: “how to kill your wife” “wife killer” “how to kill a wife” “poop.” [Hit&Run]
  • Glenn Reynolds celebrates 5 years with himself. Traditional gifts include wood or clocks. [Instapundit]

Gossip Roundup: I Want To Eat Pizza Off Your Naked Body

Thursday, July 27th, 2006
  • Heard on the Hill: Let’s start with the best gossip first: “81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Minn.) was cited for lewd and disorderly conduct after police arrested him allegedly having sex with a 38-year-old woman in a car outside a pizza joint.” [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: Giants slugger Barry Bonds was at Kelly’s Cajun Grill at the Pentagon City food court Tuesday, American Idol is coming to Capitol Hill in September for some kind of something involving America’s favorite couple, Mary Bono and Steny Hoyer. [WP]
  • Fox 411: George Clooney breaks up with Steven Soderbergh to start a new production company with Good Night, and Good Luck co-creator Grant Heslov. [FOXNews]
  • Page Six: Lindsay Lohan falls down again. [NYP]

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Gossip Roundup: The Higher Self and Other Inspirational Topics

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
  • Heard on the Hill: Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) says “Condoms and teenagers work about 50 percent of the time.” [Roll Call]
  • Lowdown: John Edwards and Russell Simmons got sweaty at the Jivamukti Yoga School in NY, continued on to Downtown Cipriani where they “discussed spirituality, how to end poverty, the higher self and other inspirational topics.” [NYDN]
  • Page Six: Rudy Giuliani drinks 12-year-old Macallan scotches, tips 22 percent, is friends with Lindsay Lohan. [NYP]

BREAKING: Rayburn Evacuated… CONVENIENTLY

Friday, October 7th, 2005

It’s not on the wires or Drudge, but Jonah Goldberg at NRO says the Rayburn building has just been evacuated. MORE »