Tag: lindsay graham

BREAKING: GOP Does Not Want To Work, Just Wants To Bang On Drum All Day

If you were just sitting around today wondering if Senate Republicans were going to think about doing their goddamn job on, well, anything really, wonder no more: they have indeed done something, which is to get together and take a vote...

‘New York’ Story On Lara Logan Has Too Much Sex, Not Enough Warmongering

Late Sunday night, New York published a story that will likely get some people very shouty today. It concerns hamster-faced Lara Logan, the neocon CBS News reporter, and how she pooped her bed quite thoroughly last fall with her report...

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Chris Christie Implosion/Mitt Romney Monotony Double Feature

You don't even need to open this week's Sunday New York Times to know that it is going to be wall-to-wall Chris Christie. First there was the news that he may have blocked Hurricane Sandy aid to Hoboken because...

Budget That Wingnuts Demanded Still On Hold Because Of Wingnuts

Dumbfuck screech machine Dana Loesch and her merry band of ideological brethren have a giant confused today, which is a not uncommon condition for stupid people punching above their intellectual weight. What, aside from the usual stuff like the...

You Can Pry The Smith & Wesson From Lady’s Cold Dead Hoo-Haw, And Other Notable Gun News

Oh hai! Welcome to this edition of Our Cold Dead Hands, Wonkette’s weekly look at the state of the gun debate in America, where evil liberals bent on controlling every aspect of your lives continue their efforts to disarm...

Reports: Congress Expected To Continue Acting Insane

Good morning! It seems appropriate to complement all of this "fiscal cliff averted!" news with a polite reminder that this deal in no way means Congress will stop acting like scotch-drunk shitbirds with a hostage and nothing to lose....

Obama’s Hair Is Weak On Defense (In Comparison)

Put on your PUMAs everybody, because Hillary Clinton is running for President! She made her official announcement over the weekend in the traditional style of a female, via her coiffure (which means "hairdo" in Arabic.) Lindsay Graham loves...

GAYS ALLOWED TO MARRY EACH OTHER IN NEW HEATHEN STATE: Put on your birthday suit, Joe Lieberman, because now you can finally get gay-married to your longtime sexpot, Lindsey Graham! Although he'd have to move to Connecticut! Because that's...

Daily Briefing: ‘The Way Forward’

Daily Briefing: The Pattern in Washington