Tag: linda mcmahon

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Fast Food Nation: Trump’s Labor Pick, Carl’s Jr. CEO, Will Replace Your Job With Robots, Brawndo

It's not like Trump was going to appoint a union rep to be Labor secretary anyway.
Richard Blumenthal shows you his Pokemans, Brian Schatz hangs loose

Your Senate Sunday: Connecticut And Hawaii Just Blued Themselves!

Let's take a look at a couple of safe Democratic Senate seats for a change. Also, an incumbent who was once falsely accused of sheep diddling.

Classy Wrasslin’ Two-Time-Loser Lady Linda McMahon Stiffs Staff, Invites It To Screw Itself

Hmmm, it looks like your Wonkette didn't bother to write even the littlest thing about two-time-Senate-loser and Wrasslin' Lady Linda McMahon this time around, probably because we had used up all our folding-chair jokes the first time around, and...

Connecticut Voters Allowed To Dress Like Idiots At the Polls

In other "November is our N word" election news: CEO of fake wrestling/Linda McMahon's husband "Mr. McMahon" filed a very serious lawsuit, because he was worried that teenagers wearing WWE spandex thongs wouldn't be allowed to vote -- you...

Wrestling Lady & Fake Vietnam Veteran Do Fake Wrestling For CT

A couple of sketchy Connecticut politicians battled by cue cards last night, in hopes of winning an all-expenses-paid six-year vacation with Joe Lieberman. Who were our lucky contestants? There's Attorney "Four Star" General Richard Blumenthal, who previously got in...

We Will Liveblog Tonight Until America Hurts From Too Much Freedom

Important primaries are happening right now in Georgia, Connecticut, Minnesota and Colorado, which are states that have little in common except that their voting robots all decided today was the day to provide sham "primary elections" to their states'...

Linda McMahon Will Kick Your Junk, For Liberalism

Connecticut GOP Senate candidate Peter Schiff is trying to raise enough funds to educate the good people of the Nutmeg State about his primary opponent, wrestling lady Linda McMahon, and her out-of-control, crotch-kicking ways. This information could save thousands...

Linda McMahon To Win the Ladiez Vote With Illogical Ad

This conversation doesn't really follow a logical path, but that must be because your afternoon editor is a "man" and cannot understand this sort of ladies' bathroom talk. At the very least, Republican Senate candidate Linda McMahon will win...

Joe Lieberman Enjoys Whining To Public About Difficult Endorsements He Faces

Self-centered alien turd Joe Lieberman is so happy that there's a Connecticut Senate race not involving him right now! Why? Because now he gets to be back in the spotlight over which candidate he'll endorse: Richard Blumenthal, who's a...

BEST REAGAN USAGE OF THE DAY: Linda McMahon, who owns the beloved pro wrestling organization WWE with her strange husband Vince, is running for the Republican Senate nomination in Connecticut. When asked how she balances her Political Values with...

WWE Wrestling Lady Will Be The New Chris Dodd

Linda McMahon, who runs a friendly wrestling company out of Connecticut with her husband, Vince, will run as a Republican for Chris Dodd's Senate seat in 2010. Whatever. Here she is in a wrestling video getting struck with a...