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If Bristol Palin And Guido Can’t Make It Work, There Is Obviously No Hope At All

You guys, we keep forgetting to watch Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp, and for real we are so sad about it, because this week Bristol Palin left Guido on the side of the road, or in a gas station or something, and their talk afterwards for the cameras is some freakin’ Shakespearean shizz yo, like if Shakespeare was emoted by the Frankenstein monster. Read more on If Bristol Palin And Guido Can’t Make It Work, There Is Obviously No Hope At All…
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‘What’s The Matter With Willow?’ And Other Questions Inspired By Last Night’s ‘Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp’

Apparently last week or the week before, which we did not watch, in fact we might have skipped like five weeks whoops, Bristol was defeated by Los Angeles and headed home after like a week and a half, because “homosexuals.” Now she is back with her absolutely hamburger-brained boyfriend, Gino, whom she was so keen to leave in the premiere, because he was terrible. We don’t remember why he was terrible, and our previous recap is no help in the matter. Because we were drunk. So it’s “Valentimes” Day, as Gino calls it and calls it and calls it again, because he is both gross and horrifically uneducated. And everything is swell between them, with Gino even being really nice to the offputtingly bratty and entitled and hyper and fed-cupcakes-before-dinner Aryan Angel, Tripp. Read more on ‘What’s The Matter With Willow?’ And Other Questions Inspired By Last Night’s ‘Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp’…
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Better Than The Bolshoi, Deeper Than Roots, It’s Bristol Palin’s Teevee Show Or Whatever

OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS Bristol Palin’s reality show Life’s A Tripp is starting any second on Lifetime! The reviews have not been “the greatest” so far (lamestream media). Like this, from the Chicago Sun-Times! What we’re left with are Bristol and Willow shopping, squabbling and engaging in vapid conversations. In other words, the Alaskan Kardashians. And neither have the promos! They all show this, because apparently that is the only “exciting” thing that happened in the whole season. Boy is this going to be SO GREAT. Read more on Better Than The Bolshoi, Deeper Than Roots, It’s Bristol Palin’s Teevee Show Or Whatever…
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Bristol Palin Has Some Other New TV Show About Stuff

A hot new reality show “chronicling Bristol Palin’s life as a young, single mother living in the spotlight of being Sarah Palin’s daughter” has been picked up on the vagina network, Lifetime! It will be called Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp, and the young mother and son will run around the forest dropping acid with John McCain. Read more on Bristol Palin Has Some Other New TV Show About Stuff…