Tag: lies

Donald Trump Goes To Phoenix, Yells Whatever Crazy Shit Comes To Mind

Well that was fucking nuts.
Guess what body part I'm being? Oh, you guessed!

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Wants Press To Die For Reporting All The Fake News He Makes Up

Paul LePage isn't lying. He's just a postmoderninst.

We Are Mildly Displeased Trump Put Event Planner In Charge Of NY Public Housing

You thought Ben Carson was as bad as HUD could get, didn't you?

In Georgia Congressional Debate, Karen Handel Wants Poor People To Eat This Cake

With two weeks to go, is that really a smart thing to say?
Naw, sugar cube, ah don't think there's any such drink as a Pink Russian

Eric Trump: That Boy Just Ain’t Right

A good source of foreign funding, spoiled.

Fake News CNN Censor Best Great Trump Ad Mislead Fake Word Salad JERKS!

Guess everyone in the Trump administration needs a refresher course on how the First Amendment works.

Mental Health Care For Pathological Lying Not Covered Under TrumpCare, Tom Cotton :(

What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.

Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!

Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.

Guys? White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Has Lost His Freaking Mind

Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread.

Hide Your Crab Legs! Hide Your Lobster! Fox Is Warring On Food Stamps Again!

Oh, look, Fox News is lying about food stamp 'fraud' again. Must be a slow news day.

Kellyanne Conway Explains Trump’s Nuclear Expansion Plan: Drown Our Enemies In Word Salad

Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.

Carly Fiorina Might Make A Great Director Of National Intelligence To Keep Us Safe From Demon Sheep

Carly Fiorina will make up the best possible intelligence America could ever want.

Trump Idiot Scottie Nell Hughes Says Facts Don’t Exist, Also She’s The Lindbergh Baby

2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5....
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Forget It: There’s No Language Donald Trump’s Nuremberg Speech Would’ve Sounded Better In

You WILL love the Trump, under penalty of law.