Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!
Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.
Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread.
Oh, look, Fox News is lying about food stamp 'fraud' again. Must be a slow news day.
Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.
Carly Fiorina will make up the best possible intelligence America could ever want.
2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5....
You WILL love the Trump, under penalty of law.
Donald Trump has a new reason for his supporters to harass Latinos, yay!
Huh. Someone managed to be worse at this job than Chuck Todd.
Donald Trump's immigration speech in Phoenix definitely attracted people who already planned to vote for Donald Trump.
Donald Trump was incredibly wrong about crime rates. Imagine that!
We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.
Donald Trump gave another bad teleprompter speech aimed at proving he's not unhinged. Yeah, that should fix everything.
World’s Great Memory Haver Donald Trump Not Sure If He Ever Met Vladimir Putin, Yeah, That’s The Ticket!
Republican nominee Donald Trump had the best weekend, y'all, simply yuuge. Not satisfied with merely smearing the grieving mother of a fallen American hero, Trump used a Sunday network show to flash his foreign policy chops and cement his reputation...
North Korean leader Kim Jon-un has revealed a miracle cancer cure: springwater that has "smaller molecules." See? Commies don't need filthy capitalism to be charlatans!
Colorado god-botherer Gordon Klingenschmitt, one of our favorite rightwing loons, lost his primary bid for the state Senate. Whatever will he do now? Probably keep being a hateful douche.