You know what? Just fuck you.
What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.
It was a nice biosphere while it lasted.
Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!
Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.
Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread.
Oh, look, Fox News is lying about food stamp 'fraud' again. Must be a slow news day.
Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.
Carly Fiorina will make up the best possible intelligence America could ever want.
2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5....
You WILL love the Trump, under penalty of law.
Donald Trump has a new reason for his supporters to harass Latinos, yay!
Huh. Someone managed to be worse at this job than Chuck Todd.
Donald Trump's immigration speech in Phoenix definitely attracted people who already planned to vote for Donald Trump.
Donald Trump was incredibly wrong about crime rates. Imagine that!
We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.
Donald Trump gave another bad teleprompter speech aimed at proving he's not unhinged. Yeah, that should fix everything.