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This is Hillary's 'Are you shitting me?' face. We saw it a lot.

Wingnuts So Sad Hillz Didn’t Admit She Ordered The Code Red In Benghazi

Following Hillary Clinton's epic ass-kicking performance during the Benghazi hearings, we received an assignment that we knew was going to hurt, but was necessary: watch Fox News to get a feel for how the hearings played in the Conservasphere,...
Elijah Cummings takes us to CHURCH!

Rep. Elijah Cummings: America Is ‘A Better Country’ Than This Benghazi Hearing BS

Remember Benghazi Day? Of course you do, it was only a day ago. A long, long, 11-hour day of Republicans making it Baccarat crystal clear that the whole point of the seventh congressional investigation into how Hillary Clinton did...
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

What The Benghazi Hearing Taught Us: Republicans Are Dicks, Hillary Already President

Oh. My. God. Becky! Did you see it? Did you see the Republican-led Benghazi committee interrogate Hillary Clinton for 11 FUCKING HOURS (AND WE KNOW BECAUSE WE WATCHED THE WHOLE THING, GIVE US MONEY), and somehow fail to land a single...
I say, I say, why'd you do Benghazi?

Hillary Can Understand Slow Georgia Hick’s Benghazi Questions Just Fine, Thanks

What's so fun about the fifty-eleventieth Benghazi!!!11! hearing is that EVERYBODY gets a turn telling Hillary Clinton how she and Sidney Blumenthal personally murdered four Americans in Benghazi, even the real slow, stupid Republicans from Georgia, like Rep. Lynn...
This is Hillary's 'Are you shitting me?' face. We saw it a lot.

Benghazi Republican: Why Didn’t Hillary Have Lesbian Sleepovers With Ambassador Stevens?

So ... um ... this just happened at the Benghazi hearing, and we do not even know what the even. Republican Kansas Rep. Mike Pompeo -- you remember him from this morning, he's real jealous of how Hillz has friends and...
Kappa Kappa Gamma material.

Hillary To Kappa Kappa Gamma On Benghazi Committee: WTF Are You Even Talking About?

If you've been following along, you know that Hillary Clinton is doing some REAL Benghazi-ing in today's Benghazi hearing, and all the Republicans are sound like A Idiot. Like this lady, Rush Chair for Kappa Kappa Gamma and Alabama...
See? Running scared, all right.

Benghazi Committee Republicans Super Jealous They Don’t Get Cool Emails Like Hillary

We are only a few hours into Hillary Clinton chewing gum and kicking ass at the Benghazi Committee hearing, but we have already learned a new thing. No, not that the Republicans on the committee are gonna look like...

Hillary Clinton To Benghazi Committee: You Have Made A Huge Mistake

Whee! The Benghazi Hearing has only just begun, and already, Republican committee Chairman Trey Gowdy looks like a whiny partisan a-hole -- you know, more -- and Hillary Clinton looks like, well, like a former secretary of state and future...

Happy Benghazi Day! Watch Hillary Clinton Admit She Did Benghazi, For The LOLs

It's here, it's finally here! Hillary Clinton is testifying before Congress, for the first time ever except for the other time she already did, to answer questions that have already been answered a million times. And maybe now we will...
Still missing an H

Sad Congressjerk Tasked With Proving Hillary Did Benghazi Tells Everyone To ‘Shut Up’

Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-Benghazi) has a real hard job. As chairman of the Benghazi Committee to Benghazi Hillary Clinton's Presidential Campaign For Doing Benghazi In Benghazi, the buck to stop Hillary's inevitable presidency stops with him. And he's doing...

‘Democrat’ Jim Webb Pretty Sure It’s CNN’s Fault He’s Not Going To Be President

Hey, all you-all, let's all point and laugh at this crybaby loser dick-mold Jim Webb boo-hooing all over himself because he losered the Democratic debate on Tuesday night: “It was rigged in terms of who was going to get time...
Time isn't holding up. Time isn't after us

Ticking Time Bomb Jim Webb Would Like To Be President Of Vietnam Flashbacks

"Democrat" Jim Webb came off kind of creepy in the Democratic debate Tuesday, and it wasn't just when he talked about that time he killed a guy, though that didn't help. Like, not quite "You know he fucked underaged prostitutes...
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

Justice Department OK With Hillary Clinton Deleting Emails About How She Did Benghazi

Know all those emails where Hillary Clinton was like "Dear Bill and Chelsea: I JUST DID BENGHAZI," and "Sure, Meryl Streep, I am all the way down for brunch, but FIRST I HAVE TO DO BENGHAZI," and "Dear Huma...
Delete your account, NYT

Hillary Clinton’s Emails Are Sexplosion Of Benghazi Lies, Betrayal And Glamour Shots

The day has finally come, where we get to begin feasting at the buffet of Hillary Clinton's emails! Will we find the underage sex slaves and the Russian blackmail? Will we finally find a bad thing for Rand Paul...

Boehner: Latest Benghazi Investigation Not Trying To Hurt Hillary, We Just Like Shouting ‘Benghazi!’

Even though the Benghazi "scandal" has been investigated approximately eleventy-nine times (seven to be specific), and even though the Republican-controlled House Intelligence Committee did their OWN investigation, and all seven of these investigations found absolutely no scandal, you are...
Yes you do and it's adorable!

Rand Paul Blames Hillary Clinton For Rise Of ISIS, New Coke, Cancellation Of Happy Endings

Half-bright tree sloth Rand Paul seems to have decided the path to victory in the presidential election runs right over the doddering, soulless meatsuit d/b/a Hillary Clinton. So Paul has spent months needling the former secretary of state with...