libtards
Libtard Coed Dorm ‘Campus Progress’ Will Convince You Not To Vote
Do you recall when Tim Kaine told Jon Stewart that the Democrats were going to win in November — and in every November, for 1,000 years — by handing out clever key chains embroidered with the Confucian Libtard Proverb “Don’t give them the keys back”? This funny slogan-message only resonates with drunk drivers, of course, [...]
Fellowship Of the Libtard Will Expose Frodo Tea Baggins’ Racism
A giant racist Tea Bagger shadow has been cast over Middle-Earth (continental United States). And every day this racism grows, because nobody is strong enough to stand up and say, “Stop being racist,” and also Americans are too fat to stand up. And so, races from all corners of the liberal blogosphere have answered the [...]
San Francisco Bay Palestinetards Block Ship From Unloading Goods, Destroying State of Israel
Hundreds of protesters waved signs and flags and stuff at the Port of Oakland on Sunday because an Israeli cargo ship was coming in and this was the most important way they could protest Israel for some reason. Longshoremen refused to cross the “picket line” of weirdos because apparently it had some union backing. In [...]
Nancy Pelosi Stirs the Passions at Liberal ‘Hecklefest’
Liberal Speaker of the House Nancy “the Fancy” Pelosi got the shout-down treatment at the Campaign for America’s Future conference yesterday, and by fellow liberals! Pelosi only wanted to thank everyone for helping to get the ObamaCare program passed, but had to endure yelling and maybe even some crap thrown at her? Is this how [...]
White House Official Position: Weird Gay Bloggers Are Fine, Can Wear Pajamas If They Want
The secret White House advisor (RAHMBO?) who upset Andrew Sullivan and other members of the “Internet left fringe” so greatly by telling them to wear real pants instead of pajamas, guess what his or her sentiment doesn’t represent? “That sentiment does not reflect White House thinking at all,” according to White House deputy communications director [...]
Arlen Specter Is Only Human On Earth To Continue Supporting Norm Coleman
Ha ha the very liberal Arlen Specter wants Norm Coleman to fight it out, up there in Minnesota! He tells the New York Times, “There’s still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the winner.” Hmm not really. Libtards are going nuts about how Arlen Specter isn’t saying everything the [...]
Whoa Hey John McCain Half-Misspeaks Whoa Hey
Libtards are giggling like rich schoolgirls on acid over this one. Along the lines of, JOHN MCCAIN DOES NOT KNOW THAT VENEZUELA ISN’T IN THE MIDDLE EAST! Can you even believe it oh my god blah blah blah. Whatever. They can enjoy getting ulcers over John McCain’s poor choice of conjunctions or adjectives such as [...]
George W. Bush Sewage Treatment Plant One Step Closer To American Reality
The SFist just sent us this breaking news from San Francisco: “The ordinance initiative to changing the name of the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility to the ‘George W Bush Sewage Plant’ will, in fact, be on the November ballot.” This is great news for everybody, as it will provide retaliatory amusement for San Francisco voters [...]
BLM Will Keep Taking Solar Applications After All
Remember how the liberals and environmentalists were freaking out, a few days ago, because the BLM wanted to stop accepting solar-energy applications for federal land in the southwest until maybe the environmental impact of the other 125 projects already submitted could be given the sort of environmental review the environmentalists generally believe is a good [...]
But, But, How Should Republicans Resign As New York Governor?
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