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The SFist just sent us this breaking news from San Francisco: “The ordinance initiative to changing the name of the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility to the ‘George W Bush Sewage Plant’ will, in fact, be on the November ballot.” This is great news for everybody, as it will provide retaliatory amusement for San Francisco voters while confirming every “bunch-a gald-damned communist lezbo fruitcakes” wingnut cliche about Baghdad by the Bay. [SFist]

Remember how the liberals and environmentalists were freaking out, a few days ago, because the BLM wanted to stop accepting solar-energy applications for federal land in the southwest until maybe the environmental impact of the other 125 projects already submitted could be given the sort of environmental review the environmentalists generally believe is a good thing? Well, never mind. MORE »

Eliot Spitzer pissed off pretty much everyone in the world. This was Good For Society when he was going after evil rich people on Wall Street, but it wasn’t so noble when he was using the cops to harass his political opponents or infuriating his fellow Democratic legislators in Albany. This is why nobody ran to his defense as Spitzer huddled in his sinister, cavernous Manhattan lair waiting for somebody to tell him it’s okay to keep being governor. But there is one segment of society that is boldly standing up for Spitzer’s right to get caught in a federal money-laundering sting because he had to spend so much on prostitutes even though he “made his reputation” by busting prostitution businesses in New York. MORE »

Did you know this new Clinton ad proves algebraically that Hillary Clinton is a racist? Neither did we, until we read the liberal Internet this morning! One of those insightful cinematography experts at Daily Kos noticed that Obama appears to be even blacker than usual in Clinton’s new ad. Is that even possible? Nothing is impossible when BILLARY DOWNHILLARY HITLERY ROD-SHAM CLINTON’s 60-year-old plan to win the Democratic nomination is at stake, the blogs say. MORE »

THOSE CRAZY KOS KIDS: If you are a Michigan voter, and you like the Daily Kos website, you are supposed to vote for Mitt Romney in the GOP Michigan Primary, for some reason. [FoxNews]

* Bill Richardson isn’t doing as badly as he used to be, now that he’s all like “Kum Ba Yah” on Iraq and giving everybody free medicine. [Wizbang]
* We, too, forget to take our pills while watching hours and hours of television. [Passport]
* Ha ha ha John McCain’s got made-up opinions on things. [The Swamp]
* Bob Novak is writing a book to underscore that he’s old, white and fat. [Fresh Intelligence]
* Sorry, but “retarded” and “gay” aren’t really the same thing. [IMAO]
* Turkey is so jealous of all the fun we’re having in Iraq, they’re just dying to get in on the action. [Iraq Slogger]
* Apparently, the fact that everything that Bush has ever done has ended in failure is a problem for the people who actually want to make the world a little safer. Go figure. [Capitol Hill Blue]
* The libtards in Congress want to give the libtards in Hollywood tax dollars for all their libtard causes! Jerry Bruckheimer will be out of a job! [Redstate]

For seven long and terrible years, a majority of Americans have smugly believed Dubya is a retard. In fact, it is Americans — all of them — who are so very dumb. Whether it’s conservatives believing he’s a conservative or liberals believing he’s a Texan, GWB has successfully duped everybody about everything while the power and personal wealth of his administration has skyrocketed. Here are some examples: MORE »

Well, that didn’t take long. The beloved Conservapedia has already sunk to un-Americanisms and comments about the Founding Fathers owning slaves. MORE »

Depressed Bush lovers may only make up about 28% of an already dumb population, but that’s still a lot of people — 60 million of the country’s 217 million adults. That’s exactly the population of France!

Just like we now require a “rock music” industry for Christian kids and handicapped parking spaces for the crippled, we also need parallel-world media for Bushbots. They’ve got a new comedy political show that boldly never makes a joke about the president, and now they’ve got their own “Conservapedia” that won’t allow foreigners and science to muck up The Truth. Come see what makes them differently abled, after the jump.

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