Tag: libtards

Dear Editor: I have had it up to here with playing second fiddle to a bunch of stupid marshmallow horses...

Deleted Comments: Teen Savant Tells Insane Libtarted Communists, ‘YOUR SICKOS!’

Our Deleted Comments cup fairly runneth over with Derp this week, largely thanks to the efforts of one particularly verbose moron who figured out that once his account was banhammered, he could create a new one. SO CLEVER. All...

Pennsylvania’s Screaming Parody Of A Wingnut Police Chief Now Too Radical For ‘Oath Keepers’

So you remember that charming young man, Mark Kessler, the police chief for Gilberton, Pennsylvania? He's the guy who wants to "cleanse" America of all the enemies of liberty, like libtards who all "take it in the ass." He...

Libtard Victory: Fearful Glenn Beck Moving Away From New York

Uh, New York hippie gangs win! The giant fire-breathing progressive lynch mob that tried to murder Glenn Beck and his family in Bryant Park made them decide to get the hell out and not wait to be eaten. Like...

Libtard Coed Dorm ‘Campus Progress’ Will Convince You Not To Vote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml3vj7tFPG8&feature=player_embedded Do you recall when Tim Kaine told Jon Stewart that the Democrats were going to win in November -- and in every November, for 1,000 years -- by handing out clever key chains embroidered with the Confucian Libtard Proverb...

Fellowship Of the Libtard Will Expose Frodo Tea Baggins’ Racism

A giant racist Tea Bagger shadow has been cast over Middle-Earth (continental United States). And every day this racism grows, because nobody is strong enough to stand up and say, "Stop being racist," and also Americans are too fat...

San Francisco Bay Palestinetards Block Ship From Unloading Goods, Destroying State of Israel

Hundreds of protesters waved signs and flags and stuff at the Port of Oakland on Sunday because an Israeli cargo ship was coming in and this was the most important way they could protest Israel for some reason. Longshoremen...

Nancy Pelosi Stirs the Passions at Liberal ‘Hecklefest’

Liberal Speaker of the House Nancy "the Fancy" Pelosi got the shout-down treatment at the Campaign for America's Future conference yesterday, and by fellow liberals! Pelosi only wanted to thank everyone for helping to get the ObamaCare program passed,...

Tea Party Video: People Gettin’ Busy Being Dumb

GAH! All of you fucking people shut up and go home right now. Just when the old slob yelling "I LUV SARAH!" seems like the most annoying creature on Earth, some kind of tattooed young lady libtard decides the...

Ben Nelson Bribed With ‘Reach Around,’ 60 Votes For Health Care?

After being told that his beloved Nebraska would become the nation's new raw-sewage & nuclear waste repository, Senator Ben Nelson suddenly decided he "likes the health care bill a super-whole lot!" So now maybe it has 60 votes, hooray!...

POLITICAL INTERNET ALMOST FULLY UNREADABLE: Jesus goddamn, it's healthy to be frustrated with certain legislative proposals, but more and more enclaves of the liberal Internet are reading like tragic post-op RedState diaries by the hour: "In the past few...

White House Official Position: Weird Gay Bloggers Are Fine, Can Wear Pajamas If They Want

The secret White House advisor (RAHMBO?) who upset Andrew Sullivan and other members of the "Internet left fringe" so greatly by telling them to wear real pants instead of pajamas, guess what his or her sentiment doesn't represent? "That...

Arlen Specter Is Only Human On Earth To Continue Supporting Norm Coleman

Ha ha the very liberal Arlen Specter wants Norm Coleman to fight it out, up there in Minnesota! He tells the New York Times, "There's still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the...

Obama To Show His Burdened Face On The YouTubes Every Week

The rotten liberals are gonna eat up this little Hope announcement like none other: "President-elect Obama's office gave the media a new way to present him as Franklin Roosevelt 2.0 by announcing Friday that it will be posting weekly...

Whoa Hey John McCain Half-Misspeaks Whoa Hey

Libtards are giggling like rich schoolgirls on acid over this one. Along the lines of, JOHN MCCAIN DOES NOT KNOW THAT VENEZUELA ISN'T IN THE MIDDLE EAST! Can you even believe it oh my god blah blah blah. Whatever....

George W. Bush Sewage Treatment Plant One Step Closer To American Reality

The SFist just sent us this breaking news from San Francisco: "The ordinance initiative to changing the name of the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility to the 'George W Bush Sewage Plant' will, in fact, be on the November ballot."...

BLM Will Keep Taking Solar Applications After All

Remember how the liberals and environmentalists were freaking out, a few days ago, because the BLM wanted to stop accepting solar-energy applications for federal land in the southwest until maybe the environmental impact of the other 125 projects already...