Tag: libertarianism

Oh, wow...his vibe is groovy for like 5 minutes, and then he's, like, a massive bummer

Sure, Rand Paul Is Now A Tree Hugger, Why Not?

In yet another attempt to convince people who aren't paying attention that he's a totally different kind of Republican, Rand Paul has come out as a self-proclaimed "tree hugger" who thinks composting is groovy and that clean air and...
always with the props, dude

Fox’s John Stossel Will Turn Over All Disaster Relief To Our Benevolent Walmart Overlords

Insipid Libertarian Mario Brother John Stossel once again showed why he sits at the Smart Kids’ table on Fox News trips to Dave & Busters'. Speaking to Frozen Meatloaf scion Tucker Carlson, Stossel made the case that we'd all be...
You know who else served stale croissants while yammering about liberty to a crowd?

Ron Paul Escapes Tethers In Son’s Basement, Heads To Fun Secession Conference For Fun

How much fun are we going to have in 2016 watching a couple of the candidates in the GOP clown car gagging their insane fathers, shoving them into canvas sacks and dumping them into the Potomac, only to have...
Yer basic captain of industry, he is.

Charles Koch Wishes Courts Would Give All Billionaires An Even Break

Squillionaire Charles Koch, having reshaped the legislative and regulatory landscape a bit more to his liking over the past few decades, is planning to do some exciting renovations to the judicial branch of government next. But don't worry! He's...

S.E. Cupp Writes Stupidest Possible Column On Pot

Wow, Gary was right! Leggy Fox News CNN Idiot S.E. Cupp truly has taken the lead for the dumbest column of 2014, and it's going to take some massive expenditures of PunditDerp to surpass her thought-like statements about marijuana....

Weird Letters Show Kochs Briefly Drank Libtard Juice In Seventies

As dim Americans continue to stare blankly through the hazy toxic clouds of cable news teevee noise-static and ask, "hennnrrhhggh why are all the Wall Street protester hippies against capitalism and freedom, hrnngghh," the intrepid reporter-folks over at The...

Bored With Blimps, Paultards Will Now Begin Jumping Out of Planes

Blimps, they are so 2008. Why have a blimp when you can have it rain actual Paultards all over your New Hampshire campaign event? Skydivers will jump from a helicopter over Derry on Sept. 29 for an aerial display and...

Lindsey Graham, Liar: ‘Ron Paul Is Not The Leader Of This Party’

Mean old fartsack Lindsey Graham spoke at the "South Carolina GOP Convention" this weekend and made an enemy of RON PAUL and his supporters, the Paultards, by denouncing libertarianism and Liberty. And then he told everyone to leave, because...