Tag: liberals

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Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage

Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!

Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!

Idaho Pol Yells At ‘Liberal Nut-Tard’ At County Fair, Demands Apology From Fair

We have to admit, 'nut-tard' is a new one for us.

Deleted Comments: Women Don’t Invent Stuff, So The Smartest Men Want Sex Robots

Women are so difficult compared with robots! Also, we solve a mystery, but are still confused!

Deleted Comments: In Which Yr Wonkette Is Invaded By A Troll And Some Clown Dick

Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.

Deleted Email: You Have The Vocabulary And Intellect Of A Middle School Paint Huffer

This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!

Deleted Comments: When He’s Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist

We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
Fer one thing, its eyes are just teensy li'l things, and it don't have a hat.

Deleted Comments: You Mental Midgets Can’t Write A Headline Without FUCK or NAZI! LOL

One good way to not get called a Nazi: don't walk around with swastikas and torches.

Sundays With The Christianists: Read This Dumb Comic And Burn Your Ouija Board!

Those crazy kids and their demon-summoning!

Deleted Emails: How’s Your Garbage Piece Of Shit Website No One Cares About? :)

'Dr Cuck' and Rebecca Skankoff' are probably the worst porn names EVER.

Sundays With The Christianists: Comics To Scare Your Teen Away From Porn!

Read this comic and be free of sin! Or at least be one very amused sinner.

Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You’ll Like Racism More

Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...
Yes, yes, we know the USSR is defunct. Whatevs.

Deleted Comments: You Think Cultural Marxism Is A Joke?? (Yes. Yes We Do.)

It's another heapin' helpin' of Deleted Derp, fresh from the comment mines of Wonkette.
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Decries Incivility, Says Mean Liberals Are Actual ISIS

Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.