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Posts Tagged ‘liberals’

YOUR ONLY TWO CHOICES

Liberals Actually Did This Savvy PR Thing!

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

EMAIL OF THE DAY

Joshua Goldberg Wants To Have His Say!

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

At least he's not secretly married to K-Lo!How do we know for sure that the secret third half of the Lucianne/Jonah Goldberg conspiracy is not actually K-Lo? Because Joshua actually wrote to Wonkette on Friday night, when we all know perfectly well that Fridays are Jonah and K-Lo’s “Moral Netflix & Fish Sticks Night.” MORE »


RHETORICAL STRATEGIES

Healthcare Themes To Become Loftier, Hopier

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Every Medicaid recipient also gets a free unicorn.Here is your daily White House Healthcare Messaging Update! Having failed at the whole “talk to insured voters about what’s in it for them” approach, various strategists and advisors are now telling the Obama administration to talk about “morals” instead. Good luck with that! MORE »


ONE OPTION IS WAY BORINGER

America’s Town Halls: Violent Partisan Bloodbaths Or Home To Reasoned Socratic Debates?

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Ugh SO CONFUSING. So are these healthcare-focused town hall meetings across the nation 1) being constantly disrupted by belligerent, gun-toting angry nutballs or 2) the site of reasoned and civil discussion among people who, for the most part, are acting like grownups? MORE »


EVERYBODY IS BIRTHERS!

Lou Dobbs So Crazy, It Makes ‘Media Matters’ Seem Kind of Funny!

Monday, August 3rd, 2009


Media Matters is, according to Lou Dobbs, “some kind of Mexican space alien, from Mexicans.” But the liberal organization best known for sending out emails about how Fox News isn’t liberal has finally done something kind of funny, by purchasing commercial time on orange-headed blubbermouth Lou Dobbs’ afternoon comedy hour, White Supremacy For Angry Dummies. MORE »


ANOTHER WATERLOO SKIRMISH

Howard Dean On The Public Option: ‘Don’t Knock It Till You Rock It’

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Howard Dean, Esquire.Your Wonkette Intern spent a delightful afternoon this past Tuesday with famed Obama apostle Howard Dean, who preached the Health Care gospel and even cured leprosy with his gentle touch. The sermon was hosted by none other than Kremlin subsidiary Campus Progress — surprise, surprise! MORE »


OUR NATION'S MOST UNDERPRIVILEGED MINORITY

Thursday, June 4th, 2009
  • WHAT IF SHE LEGISLATES FROM THE BENCH AGAINST AVERAGE EVERYDAY WHITE GUYS, SUCH AS U.S. SENATORS? Lindsay Graham, for serious? We already know he has told Sonia Sotomayor, QUITE FRANKLY, that he has hated her passionately since the dawn of time. But here is another nice detail, from the senator, about why he despises her so much: “he indicated that her past statements raise concerns that, as a Supreme Court justice, she may not treat white males fairly. ‘Being an average, everyday white guy, that doesn’t exactly make me feel good,’ Graham said.” [Roll Call]

OFF THE CUFF AND UNCENSORED

Liveblogging Meghan McCain Guest-Hosting ‘The View’

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Tweet.Her whole life she’d wondered. How could she, a lively and high-spirited young woman, possibly be the child of a deeply depressed and profoundly lifeless pill addict like her so-called mother? She thought she might have the answer now … MORE »


LITERARY THEORY

Monday, March 30th, 2009

'How much for the little girl?'VAMPIRES ARE A LIBERAL TERRORIST SEX PLOT: Bram Stoker never imagined that his story of a seductive count who necks with young virgins at night might be interpreted as something sexual, but now that dirty-minded liberals have gotten their paws on the vampire story, the terrorists have won. “I’m all for multiculturalism, but this is too much. As Freud is supposed to have said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Likewise, sometimes the Other isn’t a cool countercultural rebel who puts a thrill up your leg, he is a monster who wants to suck your blood or, if he is technologically savvy and has a religious ax to grind, blow up your kids’ school bus.” Dracula: the Western world’s first Islamic jihadist. Discuss. [National Review Online]


A CHILDREN'S TREASURY OF WINGNUT RESPONSES

But What Do Wingnuts Think About Michael Steele’s Personal Love of Abortion?

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Oreo and his master's voice.That Michael Steele, he really is modernizing the Republican Party! You ladies want an abortion? That’s “hip hop” with him! Gays? Hey, not their fault! Rush Limbaugh? Well he’s an ugly clown, but of course Mike is sorry for saying the truth, whoops! Websites? Let’s make them functional! In other words Michael Steele is another Maryland liberal, just as wishy-washy as any Eastern Seaboard cocktail-party Democrat. Some Republicans seem to be very unhappy about him, on the Internet. They’re even throwing out Woody Allen references! MORE »


REVELATIONS

Republicans Discover That Obama Is President

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

He ain't mah purznitSeveral weeks into a major publicity blitz by Rahm Emanuel and the MSM, it is a nationally known fact that Rush Limbaugh is President of the Republicans. But who is President of the Democrats? If you’d asked any Republican during the whole stimulus bill horror show, they would have answered, “Nancy Pelosi, naturally.” MORE »