Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.
Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!
We have to admit, 'nut-tard' is a new one for us.
Women are so difficult compared with robots! Also, we solve a mystery, but are still confused!
Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.
This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!
We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
One good way to not get called a Nazi: don't walk around with swastikas and torches.
Those crazy kids and their demon-summoning!
'Dr Cuck' and Rebecca Skankoff' are probably the worst porn names EVER.
Read this comic and be free of sin! Or at least be one very amused sinner.
Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!
Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...
It's another heapin' helpin' of Deleted Derp, fresh from the comment mines of Wonkette.
Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.
Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.
Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.