Tag: liberal media

Ann Coulter Finally Stands Up For ‘Rape Victim,’ And It Is Somehow Donald Trump

Ann Coulter wants to know why all these GOP wusses are standing by and letting Donald Trump get 'raped' by the media.

The Vilest Moments Of The GOP Las Vegas Debate, As Chosen By Wonkette, Which Knows From ‘Vile’

Now that we've had almost a full day to take our Dramamine, and maybe some knockout-drops, we are ready to look back at the main GOP debate in Las Vegas and determine: who, among the Trumps and not-Trumps, managed...
U MAD BRO?

Lying Liar Carly Fiorina Does Not Like Being Libeled Like A Common Sarah Palin

Carly Fiorina lying about a thing is unremarkable. What IS remarkable about this huffy, puffy, dare we say SHRILL exchange between Ms. Lies-A-Lot and CNN's Chris Cuomo is how spitting mad her persona gets when anyone suggests that perhaps...

Finally, People Make Fun Of Hillary’s Looks For A Change!

At last! Instead of attacking Hillary Clinton for substantive issues, like how she has murdered every single one of her enemies except Mike Huckabee, some shallow attacks, for the first time ever, on her hair. It all started when Matt...
Not the stabber.

Mike Huckabee Never Stabbed Everybody Like That Criminal Ben Carson

Oh good, it is time for Mike Huckabee to weigh in on Ben Carson's made-up history of being the stabbiest juvenile delinquent ever to break West Point's heart. Huck went on the bad MSNBC morning program to tell everyone, FOR...
NO MORE QUESTIONS!

Ben Carson Didn’t Fabricate His Entire Life Story, Obama Did!

Ben Carson is SO MAD, BROS AND LADY-BROS! He is being persecuted by all these liberal media types asking him quote unquote "questions" about his life story, and all the parts of it that don't quite add up, which is unfair...
Liberal Icons Everywhere

Let’s Meet The Dirty Cabal Of ‘Liberals’ Who Control The ‘Liberal Media’

Did you guys watch CNBC's shitty GOP Debate? True to their "First In Business" tagline, those free market champs gouged America with pay access for the privilege of watching a gaggle of hacks complain about any question that wasn't,...
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Master Debater Ted Cruz Brilliantly Recites Pre-Written Tantrum

Ted Cruz, the Ivy League-educated Great Debater, has to be feeling pretty chuffed about his big "I paid for this microphone!" moment during Wednesday's terrible CNBC debate, which everyone except Jim Cramer agrees sucked, though why it sucked is...

Sarah Palin Says Donald Trump Is Jesus, Basically

We already know Donald Trump makes Sarah Palin so moist in her granny panty g-string, because of how he is a hero, a gen-u-ine hero just like John McCain, only without the going to war. And we know that...

Virginia Journalist Killer Was Black Man, And Wingnuts Are ON IT

By now, you've heard the gruesome news, unless you work at a bar and you're just now getting up. A disgruntled former employee of WDBJ-TV in Roanoke allegedly carried out a plan to murder two of his former colleagues,...
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Deleted Comments Of The Week: The Illiterate, The Perverse, And The Deranged

The deleted comments game is a weird business -- sometimes you can predict what topics will draw a lot of crazy comments -- guns, Islam, and the Duggars, especially -- and then sometimes, there's a huge news story that...
You're fooling yourself. Equestria is a dictatorship

Deleted Comments: What Did You Do In The Race War, Daddy?

You will probably not be greatly surprised that a large number of our deletia this week came in response to stories about the horrific massacre in Charleston. One story, more than any others -- about speculation on Fox News...
But Jesus forgave us!

The Duggar Interview: Why Won’t The Liberal Media Stop Molesting Our Kids?

Did you watch the EXCLUSIVE Megyn Kelly interview with Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar last night? The one where Megyn Kelly said she wasn't going to give them some sort of interrogation about how their son Josh molested his...
Don't you see the outrage?

NYT Deletes America’s Real President, George W. Bush, From Selma Photo

Some Conservatweeters are very, very upset with the New York Times for a cover photo of Barack Obama at Saturday's 50th anniversary commemoration of the 1965 civil rights march in Selma, Alabama. You see, the Times photographer, Doug Mills,...
Retroactive Christians

Idiot Atheist Murders Three Muslim Students In NC; Conservatives Are Greatest Victims

Congratulations, America, we have a whole new terrible murder to turn into a debating point in the Culture Wars! And just to mix things up a bit, the victims were three Muslim students (all of them apparently smart over-achievers...
You know who ELSE called some terrorists the moral equivalent of the founding fathers?

Ben Carson Says ISIS Pretty Much Like American Founders, Except Maybe For The Wigs

Speaking at the Republican National Committee's winter meeting Thursday, Ben "I Am TOO A Serious Contender" Carson did one of those "Ben Carson says something crazy" things that we know and love so well, comparing the terrorists of ISIS...