Tag Archives: liberal media

  People Are Horrible: An Ongoing Series

Idiot Atheist Murders Three Muslim Students In NC; Conservatives Are Greatest Victims

Deah Barakat, his wife Yusor Abu-Salha, and her sister Razan Abu-Salha
Congratulations, America, we have a whole new terrible murder to turn into a debating point in the Culture Wars! And just to mix things up a bit, the victims were three Muslim students (all of them apparently smart over-achievers who should have had beautiful lives ahead of them), and the accused killer is described variously as an “atheist,” a “radical atheist,” or a “crazed progressive atheist.” Read more on Idiot Atheist Murders Three Muslim Students In NC; Conservatives Are Greatest Victims…
  Only Half As Stupid As He Sounds

Ben Carson Says ISIS Pretty Much Like American Founders, Except Maybe For The Wigs

You know who ELSE called some terrorists the moral equivalent of the founding fathers?
Speaking at the Republican National Committee’s winter meeting Thursday, Ben “I Am TOO A Serious Contender” Carson did one of those “Ben Carson says something crazy” things that we know and love so well, comparing the terrorists of ISIS to America’s Founding Fathers. But don’t you go thinking he’s nuts or anything, because he is not. Read more on Ben Carson Says ISIS Pretty Much Like American Founders, Except Maybe For The Wigs…
  If It's Sunday It's A Good Thing There's A 2:00 Replay

Scott Walker: Only ‘Fresh, Organic’ GOP Governors Can Beat Moldy Old Hillary

We have to admit, Wonketteers, that we did not stick to our Chuck Todd diet. We really did intend to get up every Sunday for Meet the Press to see Chuck’s tough questioning of the Biggest Names in News and stay in shape with his touchscreen map upper-body workouts, but it wasn’t until his first show after the Democrats were sent to live on the farm upstate that he enticed us to come back by landing an EXCLUSIVE interview with Scott Walker, King of Wisconsin. Read more on Scott Walker: Only ‘Fresh, Organic’ GOP Governors Can Beat Moldy Old Hillary…
  Ozymandias Ain't Got Nothing On This Guy

Bill O’Reilly Has Won Forever, So Rest Of Media Can Just Go Home Now

He will now take his ball and go home
Fox News Walking Ego Bill O’Reilly had a little chat with his own network’s Media Buzz Sunday, and told host Howard Kurtz that the lamestream media doesn’t bother him anymore, because he has WON against them. Read more on Bill O’Reilly Has Won Forever, So Rest Of Media Can Just Go Home Now…
  Your morning cup of wut?

Fox Solves All Your Selfie Problems, Alaska Is REALLY Weird, And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Just look in the mirror
It’s hump day. So, uh, hump something? While some people are upset about nekkid self-portraits (what the kids these days who should get off our lawn call “selfies”) floating around the interwebs without their consent, Fox News has the perfect solution, as usual. Tell us what it is, Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy (he’s the blond one, we think): Read more on Fox Solves All Your Selfie Problems, Alaska Is REALLY Weird, And Other News You Can Maybe Use…
  Who smells another Peabody for Mr. O'Reilly?

Bill O’Reilly Interrupts Vacation To Win Wingnut Bingo, Michael Brown Edition

You can't handle the derp
Bill O’Reilly took a break from sexphoning women with his fantasies of falafelling them in the shower, or whatever the heck he does for downtime, to let his viewers know he is “furious — furious!” about the unfair and unbalanced media coverage of the killing of Michael Brown. And because every single person reporting on the shooting is failing to report The Truth About Ferguson, O’Reilly is here to set the record straight, and also to let you know just how much he despises Al Sharpton, because wow, does he really hate that guy. Read more on Bill O’Reilly Interrupts Vacation To Win Wingnut Bingo, Michael Brown Edition…
  you sir are no jimmy stewart

Wingnuts Outraged At Lack Of Respect For Ted Cruz’s Fauxibuster, Unlike That Time Everyone Hearted Wendy Davis’s Actual Filibuster

Oh no, you guys, conservatives are having a sad! Sound the Drudge sirens and grab your teeniest tiniest little itty-bittiest violin. You see, while you were sleeping, or maybe watching paint dry because that would still be more exciting, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Canada) was having himself a staged, pre-arranged, utterly meaningless “filibuster” against Obamacare — not an actual bill, mind you, just Obamacare in general — filled with Nazi comparisons, completely-opposite-of-true “facts” and a stunning misinterpretation of Green Eggs and Ham. Naturally, wingnuts are outraged — outraged, we tell ya! — that the lamestream media did not show Cruz all the respect and deference it showed Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis when she held an actual filibuster against an actual bill by completely ignoring her and instead showing riveting stories about muffins. Let us now have a squiggly-lines flashback to Ladybadass Wendy Davis’s actual filibuster. Read more on Wingnuts Outraged At Lack Of Respect For Ted Cruz’s Fauxibuster, Unlike That Time Everyone Hearted Wendy Davis’s Actual Filibuster…
  lapdogs of democracy

Michelle Malkin Fights For Truth: Can Gun-Grabber Gabby Giffords Even Write Stuff?

A liberal fraud was pushed on you this evening, friends. A dirty untruth, pushed upon you in a sinister plot to take away your weapons. Several news outlets — including your vaunted Washington Post — published a photograph of the handwritten notes former Rep. Gabby Giffords read from at a gun-control hearing this afternoon. The lie? Giffords is not the one who wrote the notes. She can’t write up her own notes? What, is her brain not working right or something? Don’t worry, Michelle Malkin was on the case, and, in the spirit of her Twitchy.com, we will use her tweets to tell our tale! Read more on Michelle Malkin Fights For Truth: Can Gun-Grabber Gabby Giffords Even Write Stuff?…
  chickens coming home to roost

Dumb South Dakota Pol Really Sorry He Told Black Reporter To Go Back To Kenya

Rapid City, SD, Councilman Bill Clayton seems like a swell fella! After all, it only took him five months to apologize to a black reporter for telling her she should be deported to Kenya. And anyway, he did not even know she was black, so he is obviously not racist. Here is something weird, though! The Rapid City Journal characterized his comments as “racist.” Like a million times! What kind of libtards are wrecking the media in South Dakota, that they just SAY something is racist even when a city councilman denies it? We think we have found someone else for WND to execute for treason, next time Free Speech Week rolls around! But let us hear more about Clayton’s scarequote “racist” unscarequote comments! And also the time he kind of sort of maybe threatened the life of a fellow councilmember! (Don’t worry, it was probably just surveyor’s marks.) Read more on Dumb South Dakota Pol Really Sorry He Told Black Reporter To Go Back To Kenya…
  Whine and Jesus Party

A Children’s Treasury of Random Wingnut Post-Election Butthurt (Part Douche)

As we have already pretty much established, America is Over Now, so all that’s left is just sitting around and waiting for the last few remaining embers of Freedom to burn out. If we’re really lucky, the Ancient Mayans or Space Jebus will just smash the Earth and be done with it. So let us see what further Elevated Whining there is to review. To start with, there’s Orson Scott Card, the Mormon propagandist / anti-ghey crusader / science fiction writer who wrote one pretty good novel (OK, and his early stories were often quite nice, too) but has of late declined into a sad, right-wing parody of himself. He has discovered the truly perfidious villains responsible for the reelection of Barack Hussein Obama. You will be astonished to know that it’s all the fault of the Liberal Media! Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Random Wingnut Post-Election Butthurt (Part Douche)…
  media is the new welfare queens

Rick Santorum Yells Rude Swear at Terrible Liberal Media (VIDEO!)

Why is the terrible liberal media forcing Rick Santorum to yell swears at them by repeating his words back to him and asking about them? WHYYYYYY? Because they are the liberal media, duh. They could no more stop forcing Rick Santorum to yell rude swears at them by repeating his words and asking questions about them, than they could stop being terrorists. It’s just who they are. And that is why Rick Santorum told Jeff Zeleny of The New York Times to stop distorting his words, it is ********! (The word is “bullshit.”) Seriously, you gotta see this perfect koan of a CBS video, in which they show Santorum’s words, Zeleny asking about them, and Santorum freaking out, lyinnnnnng, and then clearly having to talk himself down from just cold delivering a physical beatdown on poor Zeleny, after the jump. But is there whining? THERE IS THAT TOO! Read more on Rick Santorum Yells Rude Swear at Terrible Liberal Media (VIDEO!)…
  what did nancy pelosi know and when did she know it?

Newt Gingrich Was Lying About ABC’s Interview With His Ex-Wife, Of Course

Comedy chuckwagon Newt Gingrich got a ton of mileage out of his cranky and peevish take-down of CNN’s John King, and by extension the whole of the liberal media empire. (And for Gingrich’s gross vehicle weight rating, tons of mileage don’t come cheap!) You will recall that ABC was scheduled to air an interview with one of Newt’s former wives almost immediately following last Thursday’s debate in South Carolina and that King decided to open the debate with a question about ex-wife Marianne Gingrich’s allegations that Newt had pressed her for an open marriage. Graduate-level reprobate Newt naturally and easily lobbed this softball out of the park in part with an angry claim that his campaign provided family friends who could testify the story was false but that ABC had rebuked the offers. This claim, it seems, was just a fall-back to one of Newt’s most trusted rhetorical techniques: Flat-Out Lying. Read more on Newt Gingrich Was Lying About ABC’s Interview With His Ex-Wife, Of Course…
  strange

Shep Smith Yells At Random Conservative Comedian

Look, it’s one of your newest pretend boyfriends, Shepard Smith of Fox News, being a Maverick and unloading on comedian Nick Di Paolo for suggesting that the Liberal media was responsible for Obama’s victory. Shep you dirty traitor! More importantly: what the hell is this? They are sitting at a beer pong table in the A/V closet along with some kind of old bagpiper and a house elf in a red sweater. There is an Xbox on the shelf behind Shep Smith. [Salon] Read more on Shep Smith Yells At Random Conservative Comedian…
 

Washington Media Enjoys George W. Bush Singing Performance

All George W. Bush wants to do these days is sing and dance. Hey, he’s a pretty okay guy after all! So what if he killed 600,000 people and blew up a third of the world and ruined the Global Economy and probably caused AIDS? He loves to entertain, and the Washington Press Corps loves when anybody famous pays attention to them! Read more on Washington Media Enjoys George W. Bush Singing Performance…
 

FOX Reports: Everything’s Been Fine in Iraq Since December!

Quitcher bitchin’, libtards! There hasn’t been a single US death in Iraq since the new year, according to Fox’s constantly-updated list! Fallen Heroes of Operation Iraqi Freedom [FoxNews] The Least Important Job at Fox [Eschaton] Read more on FOX Reports: Everything’s Been Fine in Iraq Since December!…
 

Kurtz on Malkin: The Lighter Side of Crypto-Fascism

When the Post’s Howard Kurtz emailed us to let us know that he was writing about Michelle Malkin, we were excited. After all, not nearly enough is known about this reclusive, media-shy shrinking violet. And if there’s anyone worthy of being taken seriously, it’s Malkin. From her groundbreaking book on Japanese Internment, Those Nip Fucks Deserved It, to her recent work exposing as fictional the Iraqi police officer/AP source who was later disappeared for talking to the press, Malkin is an intellectual powerhouse whose views need to be heard and publicized. Read more on Kurtz on Malkin: The Lighter Side of Crypto-Fascism…
 

Katherine Harris on Mark Foley: We Hope This Dream Never Ends

Katherine Harris finally brings some much-needed crazy talk to a discussion that’s been all about slipping off boxers and measuring sex organs. Harris tries a gambit she does so well, we’re sure it’s instinctual by now: accept a demonstrably false premise as true, then add an insane accusation. In this case: Not only did no Republicans know about Foley’s inappropriate contact with House Pages, but members of the media and Democrats knew and did nothing. Two-for-two. Well played, Kitty. Read more on Katherine Harris on Mark Foley: We Hope This Dream Never Ends…
 

Next Week, the ‘Post’ Asks: Who the Hell is Seeing ‘The Break-up’?

This weekend brought two pieces examining the mysterious and terrifying parts of the country that don’t want to push the President down a flight of stairs: The Guardian’s Boise, Idaho and the New York Times’ Provo, Utah. Which piece is more condescending? Which city is stupider? Read more on Next Week, the ‘Post’ Asks: Who the Hell is Seeing ‘The Break-up’?…
 

Where America?

How low are Air America’s ratings in DC? So low “Arbitron couldn’t detect a measurable listenership for the station this time around.” But is there any truth to the rumor that Chris Matthews in a crowded restaurant actually gets more listeners than the typical Air America broadcast? As far as we know, no. But still: what the hell happened to the liberal media elite’s insularity and self-absorption? — GREG BEATO Read more on Where America?…
 

Gossip Roundup: Condi Gets The Treatment

• Under the Dome: House Republicans offer podcasts of their news briefings. [The Hill] • Page Six: Condoleezza Rice has visited new Fifth Avenue spa favored by Lindsay Lohan, Carson Kressley. . . New Yorker fiction editor compares Bush‘s reelection to 9/11. [NYP, NYP] • Rush & Molloy: Chelsea Clinton “spent most of her time cuddling and dancing with a large, sweaty man” at a Las Vegas party. . . Bill O’Reilly enjoyed parts of George Clooney‘s latest flick, “Good Night and Good Luck.” [NYDN] Read more on Gossip Roundup: Condi Gets The Treatment…