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Posts Tagged ‘liars’

GEORGE W. BUSH

Fox News Alert: George W. Bush Admits Cocaine Habit

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007


Whoops! Watch the funny Fox News people desperately try to back away from their wacky reporter Kirian Chetry insisting that Bush admits to being a cokehead. MORE »


IRAN

Rumors On The Internets: Real Americans Love Exxon and You Should Too

Friday, September 22nd, 2006
  • Venezuelan owned CITGO gas stations facing boycott by people whose giant vehicles need the most refilling. [GOP and the City]

  • George Allen’s “ethnic rally” from the point of view of the “ethnics” in attendance. [Shaking Her Assets]
  • Flight Attendants resort to lying to get you off your damn phone. [Freakonomics]
  • Why are oil prices dropping? Because of the growing stability in Iraq and the decreasing possibility of an invasion of Iran, duh. [Blogs For Bush]
  • Ever relevant Consumer Product Safety Commission wants you to take product safety TO THE EXTREME! [Consumerist]
  • Tragically misunderstood Mahmoud Ahmadinejad respects Jews like George Allen, has several Jewish friendsters. [Captain's Quarters]
  • Richard “Leakmeister” Armitage threatened to bomb Pakistan “back to the stone age.” Unless he didn’t; buy President Musharraf’s book on Monday to know for sure! [ChicagoTrib]
  • Lynn Westmoreland thinks torture is fucking hilarious. [Echidne of the Snakes]