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Posts Tagged ‘liars’

Beloved Anti-Gonzales Marine Reveals All!

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Half-time report ... - WonketteWhile Alberto Gonzales lisped and lied to the Senate last week, a brave former Marine kept track of each “I don’t recall” that Gonzo squeaked out. And a fallen nation swooned.

Who was that dude with the USMC ink? He’s Marine Corps Sgt. Adam Charles Kokesh, and he came over to Wonkette to tell his story! Let’s catch up with America’s favorite Marine since that guy who smoked the cigarette in that one picture, after the jump.

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McCain Was Talking About the Second Life Version of Iraq

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Caught repeatedly telling obvious lies about the nightmare situation in Iraq, Senator John WALNUTS! McCain today argued that he was only talking about the virtual fantasy version of Iraq in the popular online game Second Life. MORE »


Tony Snow: America’s Greatest White House Press Secretary

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

John Kerry & Lurch had a baby boy! - WonketteThe job of the White House press secretary is to lie about what the president is doing and cover up what the administration has already done. It’s not an easy job, which is why so many spokesmen have recently quit to spend more time with Andy Card’s family. MORE »


Coalition of the Unwilling: UK Pulling 1/3 of Troops From Iraq

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

London's burning - WonketteOne of the last rats to abandon the sinking, burning ship, Tony Blair is set to announce 2,600 of the British troops in Iraq are coming home, leaving just 4,100 that MoD officials say should be mostly home later this year. MORE »


Shocking Photo Proves What Nobody Ever Doubted

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Liberal blogs are going crazy with joy over the utterly unsurprising snapshot of Jack Abramoff and George W. Bush that somebody posted somewhere on the Internets. MORE »


Fox News Alert: George W. Bush Admits Cocaine Habit

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007


Whoops! Watch the funny Fox News people desperately try to back away from their wacky reporter Kirian Chetry insisting that Bush admits to being a cokehead. MORE »


Rumors On The Internets: Real Americans Love Exxon and You Should Too

Friday, September 22nd, 2006
  • Venezuelan owned CITGO gas stations facing boycott by people whose giant vehicles need the most refilling. [GOP and the City]

  • George Allen’s “ethnic rally” from the point of view of the “ethnics” in attendance. [Shaking Her Assets]
  • Flight Attendants resort to lying to get you off your damn phone. [Freakonomics]
  • Why are oil prices dropping? Because of the growing stability in Iraq and the decreasing possibility of an invasion of Iran, duh. [Blogs For Bush]
  • Ever relevant Consumer Product Safety Commission wants you to take product safety TO THE EXTREME! [Consumerist]
  • Tragically misunderstood Mahmoud Ahmadinejad respects Jews like George Allen, has several Jewish friendsters. [Captain's Quarters]
  • Richard “Leakmeister” Armitage threatened to bomb Pakistan “back to the stone age.” Unless he didn’t; buy President Musharraf’s book on Monday to know for sure! [ChicagoTrib]
  • Lynn Westmoreland thinks torture is fucking hilarious. [Echidne of the Snakes]