Tag Archives: liars

 

John McCain Does Not Accept Bribes From Forests, Destroys Them Instead

The liberal communist League of Conservation Voters yesterday gave special-interest lackey John McCain the worst environmental record rating in the entire Congress. This is not surprising. Despite his early support for global warming (fixing it, that is), John McCain is the biggest corporate sell-out since New York City in the Giuliani years. When WALNUTS! isn’t getting his old man dentures flossed by a GE executive vice president, or cheating on his wife with any number of sexy lobbyist whores, he is finding innocent mango trees and chopping them down for bloodsport, while killing Marxist pandas. Then again, he was tortured in the war!! [The Trail] Read more on John McCain Does Not Accept Bribes From Forests, Destroys Them Instead…
 

When Jesus Lands In Missouri, He Will Kick Romney’s Blasphemous Ass

Everybody knows that when Jesus Christ returns to Missouri to begin His thousand-year reign on Earth — Oh, what’s that? You didn’t know Jesus is returning to Missouri? Well, there’s probably a lot you don’t know about the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints (“The Mormons!”). All religions are filled with strange and crazy things, and Mormonism is no exception. One of the main parts of the faith is that Jesus will return to Earth, but in Missouri — the location of the Garden of Eden, and the site where Jesus will build the New Jerusalem called City Zion, after he gets back. Read more on When Jesus Lands In Missouri, He Will Kick Romney’s Blasphemous Ass…
 

Bush Still Living In Magical World of Multiple ‘Internets’

We very much appreciate Dan Froomkin paying attention to Bush speeches so we don’t have to. In explaining why he doesn’t care if American troops all die of old age in Iraq, Bush said this to his seven remaining supporters yesterday: Read more on Bush Still Living In Magical World of Multiple ‘Internets’…
 

Beloved Anti-Gonzales Marine Reveals All!

While Alberto Gonzales lisped and lied to the Senate last week, a brave former Marine kept track of each “I don’t recall” that Gonzo squeaked out. And a fallen nation swooned. Who was that dude with the USMC ink? He’s Marine Corps Sgt. Adam Charles Kokesh, and he came over to Wonkette to tell his story! Let’s catch up with America’s favorite Marine since that guy who smoked the cigarette in that one picture, after the jump. Read more on Beloved Anti-Gonzales Marine Reveals All!…
 

McCain Was Talking About the Second Life Version of Iraq

Caught repeatedly telling obvious lies about the nightmare situation in Iraq, Senator John WALNUTS! McCain today argued that he was only talking about the virtual fantasy version of Iraq in the popular online game Second Life. Read more on McCain Was Talking About the Second Life Version of Iraq…
 

Tony Snow: America’s Greatest White House Press Secretary

The job of the White House press secretary is to lie about what the president is doing and cover up what the administration has already done. It’s not an easy job, which is why so many spokesmen have recently quit to spend more time with Andy Card’s family. Read more on Tony Snow: America’s Greatest White House Press Secretary…
 

Coalition of the Unwilling: UK Pulling 1/3 of Troops From Iraq

One of the last rats to abandon the sinking, burning ship, Tony Blair is set to announce 2,600 of the British troops in Iraq are coming home, leaving just 4,100 that MoD officials say should be mostly home later this year. Read more on Coalition of the Unwilling: UK Pulling 1/3 of Troops From Iraq…
 

Shocking Photo Proves What Nobody Ever Doubted

Liberal blogs are going crazy with joy over the utterly unsurprising snapshot of Jack Abramoff and George W. Bush that somebody posted somewhere on the Internets. There are apparently lots of people out there who a) Just figured out politicians lie all the time and b) Just figured out that nobody in this White House could even give you the time of day without engaging in elaborate yet nakedly obvious deception. At yesterday’s White House press conference, Tony Snow said it was just a harmless picture and that totally wasn’t cum on Abramoff’s mouth. Read more on Shocking Photo Proves What Nobody Ever Doubted…
 

Fox News Alert: George W. Bush Admits Cocaine Habit

Whoops! Watch the funny Fox News people desperately try to back away from their wacky reporter Kirian Chetry insisting that Bush admits to being a cokehead. It’s all because Hillary is trying to get rid of Osama Obama by encouraging everybody to go crazy because he admits in a book that he liked to get high back in the day — you know, like everybody else in America. Read more on Fox News Alert: George W. Bush Admits Cocaine Habit…