Tag: LGBT

Who Is Trump’s Weakest Link? Wonkagenda For Mon., April 10, 2017

Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!

Gay People: Do They Exist? A Conundrum Wrapped In A Riddle Rammed Down Your Throat!

Try being mean to leprechauns! You can't do it!

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!

Sally Yates Is Your New Superhero! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 31, 2017

Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Finally, A Way To Send Donald Trump A Bunch Of Pussy!

At last, a holiday gift Trump will love so much!

North Carolina Says, ‘No Butt Stuff!’ Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 22, 2016

A Trump kid tries to set an example for his father, Obamacare is booming, and North Carolina gives gay people the shaft. Your daily news brief!

Obama Builds His Own Damn Wall! Wonkagenda For Monday, November 21, 2016

Trump's empty cabinet, Obama's final farewell tour, and Texas has still has a pee pee problem. Your Morning News Brief!

Breitbart’s Milo Rallies All The Gays To Trump, By Burning Rainbow Flag

Fatuous sparkleturd and Breitbart scribe Milo Yiannopoulos is hoping that his new video, featuring a burning rainbow flag, will convince LGBTQ Americans to VOTE TRUMP.

Fox Jerks So Glad That Nice Hurricane Matthew Came And Made It Harder For Dems To Vote

Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 5, 2016

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God Must Have Forgot To Tell Tony Perkins To Build An Ark For Latest Great Flood

Leading religious right bigot loses home in Baton Rouge flooding, and you know what? We are very sorry that happened.
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Wonkagenda: Monday, August 15, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 2, 2016

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