LGBT
No Buttsechs For Gay Messicans After All
Recently, there has been lots of Nice Time! for our LGBT sisters and brothers. But hey, this kind of momentum can’t go on forever, and who better to put a stop to it than the House GOP Senate GOP Democratic Senators from red blue states. Wait, what? Are you fucking kidding? Our latest group of [...]
Tuesday Nice Time: Barack Obama Totally Cool To Gay Dudes At Black College
With the disastrous tornado yesterday, and the yelling back and forth between the Editrix and various internet peoples, it’s high time we had some Nice Time! And who better to provide it than His Excellency, Guiding Sun Ray, and Dear Leader Barack H. Obama. At a graduation ceremony to all-male, historically black Morehouse College on [...]
Your Guide To The Boston Manhunt Friday News Dump
Good morning afternoon! We thought maybe you would be wanting a respite from everybody yelling about how any Muslim suspected of anything should be deprived of due process and tortured, so we put together a little list for you — believe it or not, other things have happened. Indeed! They happened yesterday, while everybody was [...]
Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli Really Doesn’t Want You Having Sex In Your Butts
In 2003, disgusting perverts like you celebrated the landmark 6-3 decision in Lawrence v. Texas, which invalidated laws against sodomy in Texas and across the nation. The Supreme Court ruling meant that you’ll only face God’s judgment for whatever foul things you and your consenting adult lovers do in the privacy of your basement sex [...]
Everyone So Mad At Terrible Michigan RNC Committeeman Homophobe Dave Agema Being Terrible
Dave Agema, the Republican National Committeeman from Michigan and former state representative, is a Wonkette favorite. Wonketeers love him for his charming efforts to cut funding to a program that buys clothes for orphans, his willingness to miss key budget votes to shoot Siberian sheep, his fondness for tear-gassing American citizens, his deep-abiding belief that [...]
Gay Marriage Killing Straight Parents Everywhere, Quick, Someone Save The Children
The Supreme Court yesterday heard oral arguments in Hollingsworth v. Perry, the Prop 8 gay marriage case. It was to be an intriguing day for observers of the anti-gay movement, because when you go before the Supreme Court, you are not allowed to use arguments like “gays are gross” and “Jesus does not like this,” [...]
Hero Sen. Rob Portman Courageously Endorses Equal Rights For His Family Members
A Republican did a good thing today, guys. In a story that came out mere moments after midnight, it was revealed that Ohio Sen. Rob Portman is now in favor of gay marriage. It’s true! He didn’t always feel that way, but he’s been thinking a lot, and talking to a lot of folks, and [...]
Conservatives Still Unskewing Polls With Super-Smart Anti-Gay Math
As you found out a few weeks ago, we are on the Family Research Council’s mailing list. And as we found out yesterday, they are still doing that fun thing where they can look at polls and say, “Nah, that’s not the real thing that is real, we are going to make one up.” We [...]
Same-Sex Marriage Opponents Have A Grand New Incoherent Argument: Marriage Is For Dumbs
Lawyers defending Prop 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act have come up with a really good argument for why the gays shouldn’t be able to get married: they think too much before they have babies. Marriage should be limited to unions of a man and a woman because they alone can “produce unplanned and [...]
A Woman’s Prerogative: Transgender Lady Felon New Hampshire Rep Changes Mind (Again)
Stacie Marie Laughton, recently elected to the New Hampshire statehouse after years of grifting (not “allegedly”) and campaigning for every office in the Live Free or Die state, got found out about her felonry and said she would resign her office. But now she has exercised her woman’s prerogative and changed her mind again, and [...]
Awesome First Transgendered Elected Lady And City Councilman Wife Did Awesome Crimes Back When She Was A Man
UPDATED BELOW! Hey, remember the election? Tons of cool stuff happened that we didn’t write about because we were busy laughing at WND or whatever, and most of that cool stuff was stuff like LEGAL MARIJUANA and GAY PEOPLE AND BUDDHISTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. There was a hot bi lady, there was a cool [...]
Texas Cosmetology Class Closed Due To Gayness
Terrrrrible news out of Texas, you guys. There’s this adult cosmetology class, see, and one of the people who signed up was a guy. And — AND — he might be… a gay. This was particularly upsetting to Thomas Amons, the principal with the Beaumont Independent School District who oversees the technical school. He wanted [...]
Maybe Dan Brown Had A Point
Today, we find out how many gay people there are while the Vatican works miracles in book selling (not that book!), and a new sport everyone can do but a new reality show almost no can join. Hmmm…. How many gay people are there, really, in the United States? Luckily, the answer’s actually pretty easy: [...]
Gay Marriage Passes in Maryland; Twitter Awaits Santorum’s Reaction
The Maryland Senate passed a bill allowing same-sex marriage that the House also passed last week, which the governor will now sign shortly, hooray! This makes Maryland the first state with a direct reference to Catholicism in its name to legalize gay marriage and the eighth state to do so overall, which immediately forced Virginia [...]
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