Tag: LGBT

Obama Builds His Own Damn Wall! Wonkagenda For Monday, November 21, 2016

Trump's empty cabinet, Obama's final farewell tour, and Texas has still has a pee pee problem. Your Morning News Brief!

Breitbart’s Milo Rallies All The Gays To Trump, By Burning Rainbow Flag

Fatuous sparkleturd and Breitbart scribe Milo Yiannopoulos is hoping that his new video, featuring a burning rainbow flag, will convince LGBTQ Americans to VOTE TRUMP.

Fox Jerks So Glad That Nice Hurricane Matthew Came And Made It Harder For Dems To Vote

Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 5, 2016

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God Must Have Forgot To Tell Tony Perkins To Build An Ark For Latest Great Flood

Leading religious right bigot loses home in Baton Rouge flooding, and you know what? We are very sorry that happened.
Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 15, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 2, 2016

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Congressman Jared Polis Says Wonkette Is ‘Famous,’ Which Is Clearly True

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO WE ARE? WELL DO YOU?

Good Mississippi Christians Can’t Discriminate Against Yucky Gay Homos No More, Unfair!

A mean federal judge says Mississippi's entire gay-hatin' law is unconstitutional. Does the U.S. Constitution even APPLY to Mississippi?

Federal Judge Gives Mississippi Clerks And Bigots A Real Bad Week

Sometimes, when there is a ton of news about a couple-a big things, news about other things gets swept under the rug and we miss it! But in addition to the other awesome judicial news we got on Monday --...

Badass New Miss Missouri Will Be First Openly Lesbian Lady To Gay Up Miss America Contest

Don't you want to read a NICE story on Friday morning? Yes you do, CLICK CLICK CLICK!

Obama Drags Entire Family On Father’s Day Vacation To Middle Of Nowhere

No problem, we are sure Obama can make Congress authorize funding for the National Park Service while it's not doing all its other jobs.

Anderson Cooper Still Ain’t Got No Time For Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi’s Bullsh*t

Girl. GIRL. Anderson Cooper is not done using you as a mop to wipe up this floor.

Anderson Cooper Tells Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi To Sit Her Ass Down

Why does Anderson have to keep pointing out Pam Bondi's past anti-gay bigotry, NO FAIR!