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While the maggot-infested trash heap that is the Palin family is drunk-brawlin' for Trump, there's one almost-member of the clan who's got a taste for Canadian...

We are shocked -- shocked! -- to learn that Bristol Palin's second immaculate inseminator was not God after all. Alas, it was just that dude Dakota...

Unhyphenated fuckhole Gov. Bobby Jindal ranted on his blog Tuesday about who is really at fault for America's epidemic of mass shootings. We were...

Oh my stars, it seems America's most virginal born-again virgin is with child. Again: I wanted you guys to be the first to know that...

We had nothing but Molotovs when we heard Bristol Palin had betrothed herself to Medal of Honor soldierman Dakota Meyer. We love love! And my...

Another state falls to the scourge of recognizing that gay Americans are just like not-gay Americans and therefore deserve all the same rights, just...

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We don't know what it is about Bristol Palin, but that girl has got herself some fans. Or one fan who won't stop writing...

Snowbilly sperm donor Levi Johnston, that paragon of Alaskan manhood, filed a civil custody suit in Alaska against Bristol Palin on October 19. The...

It's been a fun few years, but now Levi Johnston, once and future sperm gifter extraordinaire, has joined every other 22-year-old in America and...

Dunno if yall done heard it, Levi Johnston forgot to wrap his pecker 'gain and done made another baby! But which randomly paired nouns...

Bristol Palin is setting the record straight about 'putting a ring on it' vs 'trial marriage' (getting dick). Despite her past struggles of tagging...

HELLO. Have you heard all the important news that has been going on all week, like Barack Obama personally murdering Ann Romney with his...

What's Levi Johnston's superhuman jizz got that chicks crave? It's got electrolytes. The 21-year-old log of freshly pressed processed meats is now working on...

Is there anything left to add to the dumb saga of Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston's eternal(ly profitable) turf war over the banal story...

What are the bitter, unemployed naked young people in Wasilla doing these days between meth come downs? Still aborting America's collective remaining brain cells...

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