Tag: letters to the editor

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Swell Fellow Who Wrote ‘Bill Clinton Love Child’ Book Has Some Gentle Murmurs For Your Wonkette

A special Monday edition of Dear Shit-fer-Brains, featuring this freaking lunatic author man.
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Correction: Barack Obama Is Not In Fact The Antichrist

Best newspaper correction ever or BEST EVER?Here's the original letter. It's quite something: Who and what is Barack Obama? Obama claims nobody can stop him or change anything he's done. This evil must come to pass before the Lord's return...

Wonkette Letters To The Editor

Today's Wonkette Letter to the Editor comes courtesy of "Luke Pretty," at luke0606@hotmail.com, in response to Judge Smacked Down Just For Talking Sense About Your 'Technical' Violent Rape: I just read your article on your incompetent Judge Derek Johnson,...

Wise Teen Girl Proves Benefits Of Home-Schooling: Being Gay Turns You Into A Duck

Parents! Have you ever wanted to rip your kids from the dastardly public school system, but worried that your own lack of education (and terrible laziness) would turn your children into raving dolts? Well worry no more, as a...

Why Won’t Canada Let This Michigan Man Just Cold Shoot People All The Time, For Whatever?

Walt Wawra has a problem. He went to Canada with his wife, and while they were there, two gentlemen approached them -- in broad daylight! -- and asked if they had been to the Stampede yet. When they did...

Florida Congressman Allen West Pens Platonic Ideal Of Newspaper Letter-To-Editor

Florida Congressman, professional Commie-spotter, and dude who tortured a dude and is-not-sorry-about-it-no-sir Allen West will be the first to tell you (and tell you, and tell you again) that he does not do NUANCE, on a battlefield NUANCE will...

Rick Scott Will Ghostwrite Your Letter To The Editor Praising Rick Scott

Currently one of the most unpopular governors in the country, Florida Gov. Rick Scott is struggling to figure out how to convince Florida voters that he is not a total loser (which will fail, because he is). Here is...

Ron Paul Logo Guy: If Anything, Mitt Romney Stole Our Logo

UH OH, THE 2012 CAMPAIGN IS HEATING UP! On Tuesday, your editor made fun of Ron Paul's new fleeing eagle logo and alleged that the campaign stole their red-white-and-blue swoosh from Mitt Romney's campaign, who had, we found earlier,...

Non-Glenn-Beck-Watchers Are Morons, Says Man Who Can’t Spell Own Name

Hey, our friend Dennis with the animated upskirt kiddy cartoon e-mail signature sent us another notice about being pinheads. "Yep, pinheads who don't watch Glenn Beck really are progressive morons. Mr. Beck constantly tells his vast audience 'Don't take...

Glenn Beck Fans Don’t Understand How We Can Possibly Dislike Him

We have no idea why this Glenn Beck notice we threw up the other day has gotten so much traffic, but it has, much of it from Glenn Beck fans, apparently. Did we say something mean about Glenn Beck?...

Reader Objects To Poor Quality Of Wonkette Newspaper

Poor frustrated reader "bob" has clearly driven himself insane, trying to print out this Internet thing.

LETTER FROM A VIRGINIA POLL WORKER: Katie the Poll Worker writes, "The reason Fairfax County is taking so long is because there are two types of voting machines. People can walk in and decide to vote with a paper...

Lies, Garbage, And ‘Enimas’: New Wonkette Reader Mail

Wonkette established itself early as the publication of record for all things Sarah Palin, so it's no surprise that random mouth-breathing yokels emerging from their basement masturbatoriums to eagerly Google "SARAH PALIN NAKED" would end up looking at this...