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Michael Steele Bravely Fires Underlings Over Strippergate
RNC comedy chairman Michael Steele has finally stepped up and taken responsibility for the Republicans’ insane bondage-lesbian-strip-club party spending, if by “stepped up” you mean “he fired the finance director and the deputy finance director.” (He fired another minor character in this sexytime melodrama back in March.) Steele, America’s Number One hilarious person, told RNC [...]
After Rager At Club Voyeur, RNC ‘Young Eagles’ Off To Las Vegas & New Orleans
Michael Steele’s exclusive fraternity, the GOP “Young Eagles,” just rolls from strip joint to strip joint, blowing two-grand a pop on Kristol and lap dances. And dumb Republican donors pay for all this, while Socialism is the Law of the Land! What are these Young Republicans typing to each other, anyway?
Poor Sap Was Just Covering RNC’s Rejected Credit Card At Bondage Strip Club
Jeez, Michael Steele’s Republican Party is just throwing its own loyalists under the bus for the hell of it. Turns out Orange County GOP donor Erik Brown covered the Republicans’ party tab at lesbian-bondage disco-strip-bar Club Voyeur West because the RNC’s credit card was rejected. The RNC staffer reportedly said to Brown, who was sitting [...]
Is Orange County GOP Donor Erik Brown Just Michael Steele’s Faux-Lesbo Strip Club Patsy?
Wonkette pal (and your editor’s former editor at LA CityBeat) Rebecca Schoenkopf sends this note regarding Erik Brown, the Orange County GOP donor now taking the fall for the RNC’s $2,000 sexytime at West Hollywood’s Club Voyeur bondage-lesbian den of debauchery: “I know Erik Brown really well; we used to do a radio show together,” [...]
Michael Steele Spends Teabaggers’ Dollars On Lesbian Sex-Show Nightclubs In West Hollywood
America’s #1 Republican, GOP Chairman Michael Steele, likes to “make it rain” at fancy liberal sex clubs. According to important new Republican webzine The Daily Caller, just last month Steele “spent $1,946.25 at Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex.” He dropped more than $15,000 at the Beverly Hills [...]
Gay Men And Lesbians Can Serve, But None Of Those Rotten Homosexuals!
Infer what you will from this latest polling of Dumb America. Probably the simplest and therefore most correct explanation is, “Whoa shit, lesbians! Nice!!” [CBS News]
Barack Obama Telephones Lesbian
Hmm… it appears, from what we would infer to be a “polite” tone here, that Barack Obama will not pursue crippling sanctions against the city of Houston for electing some lesbian as its mayor. GRRRR, THESE DEMOCRATS! [Burnt Orange Report via Ben Smith]
Gay Lady Elected Mayor Of Houston, Which Is In Texas (?!?)
Have you heard? Gays are, apparently, allowed to run for political office in Texas! One such gay actually won the mayoralty of Houston this weekend. Let’s learn a little bit more about Mayor-elect Annise Parker, who offers a winning combination of fiscal management skills and lesbianism.
Dumb GW Students Bring Swine Flu To DC
Goddamnit, OF COURSE the first “residents” of Washington to get the pig AIDS are a couple of twats at the most expensive school in America, George Washington University. From the GW newspaper: “[Department of Health head Peter Pierre] Vigilance said that the cases have been sent the Centers for Disease Control for further testing. The [...]
Iceland, The Country, Basically Gives Up
We last heard of “Iceland” in the fall during those first exciting weeks of the Global Great Depression, when our proudly “interconnected” global economy did what it ultimately was designed to do: self-implode all at once. Since most/all of Iceland’s prosperity in the last decade was derived from a burgeoning financial sector, all of its [...]
Jenna and Laura Bush, On Ellen’s TeeVee Show!
You will certainly want to watch all eight minutes of Jenna and Laura’s crazy time over on the lesbian teevee show! Let us know if anything good happens. For us, the highlight was about 35 seconds in when Jenna sits down and crosses her legs and flashes some panty. And then we quit watching, because [...]
Chelsea Clinton Groped By Lesbians
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