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LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES FOR DUMMIES

Ensign Break-Up Letter Reveals Poor Handwriting, General Crassness

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

You can't say no to that hair.All that Mark Sanford business has gotten pretty boring, so let’s turn our attention to the other Republican extramarital romancer, John Ensign. Remember this guy, and how he made beautiful love with his friend’s wife even though the friend repeatedly implored him to quit with his beautiful love-making? Ensign’s not quite as good a writer as Sanford. Or maybe it’s fairer to say he’s sort of Hemingway to Sanford’s Faulkner. MORE »