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Posts Tagged ‘leprechauns’

Hillary Clinton Is President Of Fifth Century Ireland

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Did you know that before Hillary Clinton saved Ireland with treaties in the 1990s, she also drove the rats out of Ireland, by shaking her Mandate Stick at them? This is why she is wearing her Hillary-Leaf Clover scarf today. But how is the Irish leprechaun Barack Obama paying homage to Hillary Clinton, patron saint of Ireland? MORE »


Barack Obama’s Leprechaun Preacher Revealed To Be Himself

Monday, March 17th, 2008


Do you remember when the Irish were The Terrorists? Well they still are, and Barack Obama is an Irish leprechaun Muslim. Never Forget. [YouTube]