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Posts Tagged ‘legislation’

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

Georgia Legislature Preps Cheerleader Gangbang

Friday, December 7th, 2007

GAlogo.jpgFinally, years of constantly checking the Georgia House of Representatives’ records have produced a veritable find! OK, so it’s from 1999, but we’ll bite anyway. Enter HR 1187: “A RESOLUTION inviting the South Forsyth High School Cheerleaders and their coaches to appear before the House of Representatives; and for other purposes.” … Go on? MORE »


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Victory In Iraq: New Oil Law Helps Needy Western Oil Companies

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

While liberal webtards continue to call the Iraq Occupation a “failure” due to the hundreds of thousands of blown-up Iraqis, civil war and endless U.S. casualties, optimists point out that Iraq’s most precious resource will soon be available to all the western energy companies so cruelly kept away from the oilfields during Saddam Hussein’s reign.

Read the Good News the Main Stream Media won’t tell you, after the jump.

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WAR

Human Rights Legislation for Rat-Brained Robot Soldiers, NOW!

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Do androids dream of plain old sheep? - WonketteWhile god-crazy American politicians are taking two weeks off to get drunk and IM young boys, our atheistic friends in Britain are looking towards the Future — a future of rat-brained self-aware robotic service workers and soldiers who will likely organize and demand “human” rights by 2056. MORE »