Tag: legislation

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Barack Obama Tells You A Thing He Knows About The Negro And The Oriental

President Obama signed a bill Friday updating federal law to eliminate obsolete racial terms like 'negro' and 'Oriental' from federal law. Rightwing reaction was as measured and thoughtful as you'd expect.

Congress Trying Pot Again

In big fat "can we just got on with this now" marijuana news, members of Congress introduced a bill this week to legalize pot on the federal level, and tax and regulate it like alcohol. Congressmen Jared Polis (D-Rocky...

Mitt Romney: Legislation Is For Letting Me Hide My Tax Returns, Not For Giving You Health Care

Casually loathed industrialist Mitt Romney and his wife Ann, a stay-at-home mother of five middle-aged men, recently allowed the soothing but cunning Diane Sawyer unfettered access to the Romney home, raw and uncut, so that Mitt could remind the...

Arizona Lawmaker Woman Wants Women To Watch An Abortion Before Having One

An Arizona law-etching ladyperson ("lady") by the name of Terri Proud, Representative from Tucson, has decided that there just isn't enough going on in the House and Senate right now in Arizona, even though there is, so how about...

Court Strikes Down Oklahoma’s Sinister Ban of Sharia Law

Oklahoma's 10th Circuit Court of Appeals struck down Oklahoma's proposed amendment to ban the use of Sharia law in the state Tuesday, helping to catapult this evil maneuver into oblivion. The court's ruling upheld a lower court's 2011 decision...

Sweaty, Panting Biden Says ‘Heavy Lifting’ Is Done

Joe Biden has apparently been personally working very hard to get stuff passed, because at a fundraiser today, he said "the heavy lifting is over." The boxes have been moved to America's new apartment! The Hispanic fellows have been...

HEALTH CARE DRAMA: Rahm Says, ‘We Should Do The Lame Health Care Idea,’ Obama Pretends To ‘Walk It Back’ With Tricksy Statement From SOVIET...

Hey, we tried to make the headline concise, but these daily health care reform games are just nuts. Okay, so, TODAY'S INTERNET HEALTH CARE BABBLE RECAP: Rahm Emanuel told a newspaper that the White House would be open to...

Who Lost The Goddamn Wars?

Let's hope our President finds the wars soon, and that the wars are safe.

Dumb Congress Ruins Perfectly Good Week Of Outrage

Goddammit. We began this week fueled by the fires of righteous indignation that those AIG twats were getting money, any money at all, from the government or anybody else, regardless of when it was awarded or for what purpose,...

US Congress Plotting To Foil WALNUTS!

John McCain's whole brilliant scheme to bail Sarah Palin out of the debates will only work if his Republican pals refuse to come up with a financial plan for saving America until ... enh, Monday or so. But now...

WHY WAS SHE ALLOWED TO TALK IN THE FIRST PLACE: We want to start ignoring Sarah Palin FOREVER, but then this hilarious shit happens: "CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (CNN) – Sarah Palin likes to tell voters around the country about...

BREAKING: HOUSE PASSES SWEEPING ‘NATIONAL CORVETTE DAY’ LEGISLATION, MAKING OIL COST LIKE FOUR CENTS

Now that a gallon of gas costs approximately "go fuck yourself" dollars across the nation, the United States House of Representatives is saving the middle class again by introducing legislation that is not only a waste of all human...

OBAMA'S A LOSER: Uh oh, someone wants to look like a Tuff Guy by supporting illegal spying legislation that he previously... didn't. And now every single comment board on the Internet will flood with great anti-Obama wits, writing "OOH...

Hillary Clinton Cares About Tim Russert The Most!

While Hillary Clinton remains hidden in a secret Polynesian island bunker, where she drinks single malt scotch and eats artichoke hearts prepared by a cadre of Gypsy slaves all day long, she is still somehow doing her job as...