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Happy belated Gitmo Day! On Jan. 11, 2002, the United States captured a few dozen civilians in Afghanistan, then shipped them to a lawless shithole Navy base on an embargoed island. It was there, at Gitmo, that these confused civilians morphed into Enemy Combatants and then lost all of their human rights — sort of [...]
Official U.S. terrorist group Hezbollah’s poorly named “Museum for Resistance Tourism” is a fun resort destination for children of all ages, and now it is open for business (jihad) in scenic Mleeta, Lebanon. ABC News has taken the tour, and it seems like it may be better than visiting Cleveland, at least! Like many tourist [...]
Here is Rep. Sue Myrick (R-NC), giving balance to what must have been a not crazy enough newscast on Fox. Hezbollah, the Lebanon militants, are learning Spanish in Venezuela and then driving up the imaginary freeway into Costa Rica and up to the Rio Grande, where they’re passing off as simple Mexican illegal immigrants.
SEMI-MUSLIM UNDERWEAR MODEL WINS TEEVEE PRIZE: Ever since that “Miss USA Teenager” show with that dumb gal from South Carolina who, ultimately, is much smarter than Sarah Palin, we have closely followed the teevee beauty pageants put on by Donald Trump. Today that hard work paid off when we noticed some gal from Michigan won [...]
Here’s some Hot International Gossip that’s just weird enough to be true, because it’s about Christopher Hitchens drinking while on assignment in some Foreign Land, so it’s already 100% credible: The beloved Washington journalist was supposedly out for a night of boozing in Beirut when he chanced upon a political propaganda poster from the not-so-beloved [...]
