President Bush may be one of the healthiest presidents ever, what with his getting 12 hours of sleep a night, biking a hundred miles a day, and forcing his wife to pretend she doesn’t smoke like Bill Hicks, but some Australians are criticizing his diet. That’s right, Australians — the nation that eats only grilled koala and eucalyptus leaves and drinks beer for breakfast and lunch. Apparently, Bush isn’t getting enough of two of those important food groups. MORE »