Tag: lawsuits

Trump To National Monuments: You’re Fired!

Strip-mining the Grand Canyon remains still only a beautiful dream -- for now.

Trump Admin Steps Back From Complete Dick Move On DACA Renewals, Is Now Only Half A Dick

Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.

Look What You Made Taylor Swift Do!

Maybe Taylor just needs to shake it off?

Republicans Protecting The Little Guy, And By Little Guy We Mean ‘Equifax’

Oh Republicans, always looking for ways to help the little guy (get fucked).

Dipwad Who Sued Apple For Letting Him See Porn Wants To Make Honest Woman Of His Slutty Computer

If you want something done right, you just have to do it yourself.

General John Kelly Murdered Sheriff David Clarke’s White House Job Dreams

Wingnut former sheriff David Clarke won't get a White House job, but as God is his witness, he'll never not be on Fox News again!

David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole!

Bye, jerkface! Bye!

Eric Bolling Demands $50 Million For … Sending Women Dick Pics, We Guess?

He better hope no one has screenshots.

You Can’t Sue The ACLU For Telling You To Fuck Off, Bob

Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.

Ivanka Trump Has To Testify In Court About Stealing Other People’s Shoes

International shoe thief Ivanka Trump is going to court.

Well, ‘Voting’ Was Fun While It Lasted!

Thank goodness someone's getting to this vital nonexistent problem.

Wingnut Debbie Schlussel Says Sean Hannity Perved All Over Her (Must Be Muslim)

Harassment at Fox News? THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

Bill O’Reilly Has Fucked It, Done It Live For The Very Last Time

The sooner he goes, the sooner someone might miss him. Your OPEN THREAD.

Fox Uses Trump’s Pussgrab Tape In Sexual Harassment Training, Like To Say DON’T Do This. Weird!

At parties, Fox the entertainment company pretends not to even know Fox News.