Jared's Mideast peace plan: Scam everyone out of the place and sell it to China.
Give money to Wonkette instead!
Governor Rick Scott for the prosecution!
Donald Trump hasn't quite buried his crappy 'voter fraud' commission -- it's just going underground.
Strip-mining the Grand Canyon remains still only a beautiful dream -- for now.
Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.
Maybe Taylor just needs to shake it off?
AND THIS IS YOUR OPEN THREAD!
Oh Republicans, always looking for ways to help the little guy (get fucked).
If you want something done right, you just have to do it yourself.
Wingnut former sheriff David Clarke won't get a White House job, but as God is his witness, he'll never not be on Fox News again!
Bye, jerkface! Bye!
He better hope no one has screenshots.
Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.
International shoe thief Ivanka Trump is going to court.