Tag: lawsuit

White Power Ranger Sues Donald Trump For Making Him Assault Black Woman At Trump Rally

The Party of Personal Responsibility strikes again. Literally, this time.

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Poor Wells Fargo Bankers Have To Give Back (Some) Fraud $$$. How Will They Even Live?

They say the hand is invisible so you can't see it doing obscene things
The 'moderate' one

Ohio Gov. John Kasich Signs Terrible Abortion Bill, Vetoes More Draconian Version, Hooray?

Just don't call him 'moderate.' Nope, nope, nope.
Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Team Of Evils: It’s Gonna Be A ‘Dead Baby In the Jail Cell’ Kind Of Day

Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!
Offer void where brown

North Carolina Creatively Screwing Black People Who Are Trying To Vote

Nauseating and outrageous. That's about it.
If the Trump campaign somehow brings back Pauly Shore, it's going to have a lot to answer for.

Trump’s Campaign Chief, Steve Bannon, Made Bad Science At Biosphere 2 And Was A Jerk Even Then

Donald Trump campaign CEO Steve Bannon was once part of the management team for Biosphere 2, another over-hyped financially dubious flop.
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

Arkansas Judge: There’s No ‘I Have Pancreatic Cancer’ In Debtors’ Prison

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Jeff Sessions Knows Trump Is True Law ‘N’ Order Dude, Because He Wanted To Kill Innocent Black Kids

Sen. Jeff Sessions would jsut like us to remember how tough on crime Donald Trump is: So tough he called for the execution of five falsely-accused teens!
At least they stopped short of waterboarding the kid

Middle School Sued For Forcing Muslim Kid To Confess ‘Allegiance’ To ISIS, Because America

A lawsuit alleges officials at a Long Island middle school forced a learning-disabled Muslim boy to confess to planning a terrorist attack. Get ready for morons to start explaining why this made perfect sense.
Your polling data, M'sieur Trump

Donald Trump’s Suit Against Ex-Staffer Looking Even Smarter, If That Were Possible

Would you believe the Trump campaign might not follow campaign finance laws exactly to the letter? Yes, we are astonished at these allegations, too.
Looks like he has some experience denying relationships

Ben Carson’s Best Buddy Armstrong Williams Is A Big Ol’ Manrasser! (Allegedly!)

Armstrong Williams, Ben Carson's business manager and longtime advisor, has been accused of sexual harassment by a former employee. Of course we have the icky alleged details!
It's like he's a genius, only the opposite of that.

Smart Donald Trump Picks Perfect Moment To Seek Legal Vengeance For Staffers’ Sex Affair Story

With days to go before the GOP convention, Donald Trump picked the perfect time to sue a former staffer to shut him up about a sex affair between senior staffers. Wait, a SEX AFFAIR BETWEEN SENIOR STAFFERS?
They look pretty dangerous, all right.

Federal Judge Crams Syrian Refugee Kids Down Texas’s Throat. Sorry, Syrian Refugee Kids!

A federal judge has thrown out a lawsuit trying to prevent the resettlement of Syrian refugees in Texas. The ruling was unclear on who would have to break the bad news to the Syrians.
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted

Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then!