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Last night there was some episode of the popular teevee show Law & Order that may or may not have been about Larry Craig. It also may or may not have been about Barack Obama, Norman Hsu, and the murder of Vince Foster by Hillary Clinton! DID YOU SEE IT? I sure didn’t, but Intern Elise “Gossip Roundup” Rosen — who’s from L.A., just like the movie stars — for some reason did. She summarized the plot and “allegories” of the episode in a very formal G-chat conversation last night, despite my best attempts to make things incoherent. Read at your own risk, after the jump. MORE »

The latest sorta-presidential candidate to say the C-Word is famous teevee star Fred Thompson. The scary looking old man says he was diagnosed with lymphoma two years ago. But it’s in remission, he doesn’t even have any symptoms, and it’s “easily treatable with drugs” should it ever return. MORE »

Baby’s Day Out star Fred Thompson is still trying to get everyone excited about the prospect of a scary old man running for President. While he’s currently polling better than every other Republican, because old people still fondly recall his portrayal of Prosecutor Mr. McGonigal in a 1993 episode of Matlock, there’s one huge problem with the prospect of a Thompson campaign, completely overlooked until now: it might fuck up Law & Order reruns. MORE »

Hey everybody, an actor is going to be president again! Country Bear Jamboree star Fred Thompson hasn’t declared, but his “political consultant” young wife has decided he’s just the man to get GOP nomination. MORE »

We’re on the Conservative News Yahoo mailing list, obviously, and we paid extra close attention to today’s e-mail:

Many people are engaged in a type of idolatry when it comes to Fred Thompson. Certainly, he’s better than McCain, Giuliani or Romney — but that isn’t saying very much. They are horrible. We like this op-ed, which you should post to your blogs.

The op-ed in question reveals Secrets about the famous teevee actor and Watergate prosecutor, such as: MORE »