Tag: law and order

Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police

Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...
Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Team Of Evils: It’s Gonna Be A ‘Dead Baby In the Jail Cell’ Kind Of Day

Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!

New York Attorney General Tells Trump Foundation To STFU, Only All Legal Like

This is somehow Hillary Clinton's fault, don't you think?
Maybe not that bright a guy. It's possible.

Donald Trump’s Foundation Never Bothered Getting Certified As A Real Charity, Egad.

Oh look, another legal problem with the Donald J. Trump Foundation. Impeach Hillary!
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Jeff Sessions Knows Trump Is True Law ‘N’ Order Dude, Because He Wanted To Kill Innocent Black Kids

Sen. Jeff Sessions would jsut like us to remember how tough on crime Donald Trump is: So tough he called for the execution of five falsely-accused teens!
Bye Now. Bye-Bye!

Florida Prosecutor Can Send Anyone To Prison (Except George Zimmerman)

A profile of the prosecutor who let Trayvon Martin's killer escape justice shows that at least she's really good at locking up young people, hooray.

Trump Supporters Stomping Crap Out Of Protester (Again) Really Love USA, Senseless Violence

A crowd of Trump supporters tried to beat the living crap out of a protester at a Pennsylvania rally Monday, in a pivot toward more presidential beatdowns.

NOT A DRILL: Old Handsome Joe Biden Is Gonna Be On ‘Law And Order: SVU’

He should totally solve mysteries now, right?

Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton On French Terrorist Attack: Let’s Compare And Contrast

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton both chatted with international terrorism expert Bill O'Reilly after Thursday's terrorist attack in France. One of them actually knows something about fighting terrorism.

Barack Obama Says ‘We Are Not As Divided As We Seem’ And We Even Believe It For A While

Barack Obama calls for healing after another wound to America's heart. We're just saps enough to be optimistic, a little.
We knew Judge Dredd. You, sir, are no Judge Dredd

Donald Trump To Be Law And Order President, Execute All Black Teens Not Playing Checkers

Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well.

Bill Cosby’s Wife Gets To Answer Questions Under Oath About What A Creep Bill Cosby Is

Remember how we rang out 2015 celebrating that finally finally finafuckinglly Bill Cosby was facing criminal charges for his decades-long stint of sexually assaulting women? Oh, 2015, you were a trash fire of a year, but that was pretty...
David Brooks Is Wrong

Literally Every Sentence David Brooks Says About Paris Shootings Is Wrong (VIDEO)

Sometimes David Brooks says things that are true or correct. However, this does not occur in the above clip from Meet the Press, a popular television fiasco. Not even once! Can we divide David Brooks' clump of TV words into...

Sean Hannity Does Not Care For Jon Stewart’s Unseemly Criticism Of Sean Hannity

Professional Conservative Victim Sean Hannity shared his tears with the nation Tuesday night, carefully debunking Jon Stewart's satirical commentary on Hannity's coverage of the Great Cow Freedom Movement. You see, Jon Stewart is a "hack comedian" who is among...

Arizona Tea Party Lady Shocked By Parallels Between Bundy Ranch, Tiananmen Square

Today's winner of the "At Least You Didn't Say Hitler" award goes to Arizona state Rep. Kelly Townsend, who said she was shocked to see video of police using a stun gun on one of the sons of Hero...