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We are only two days away from The Wedding, and there are simply too many questions remaining! Will Jenna run off at the altar, like Julia Roberts does in all those movies? How hot will Lauren be dressed? Which pizza chains will whore themselves out shamelessly in a losing attempt to cater the reception? Oh look, we already know the answer to that last one! MORE »

Like the “freak” Marilyn on teevee’s The Munsters, Lauren Bush brings unwanted poise, grace and beauty to a crime dynasty known for boors, thugs and invasions. MORE »

• Reliable Source: Anderson Cooper brings out 300 fans in Arlington. . . Rep. DeLay seen eating French food and drinking French wine. . . Rep. Cynthia McKinney spotted dancing in her car. [WP]

• Page Six: Giuliani has dinner with Romney and his wife… Lauren Bush introduces Bill Clinton at Princeton’s commencement: “Our class was so excited to hear that Clinton was coming to give the commencement speech this year — of course, they were expecting Hillary!” [NYP]
• Rush & Molloy: Mark Felt’s co-author attacks the Times for having John Dean review Deep Throat’s memoir. [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Cheney to give the Daily News a reporting award for Washington coverage. [NYDN]

* Heard on the Hill: Fitness instructor was “horrified” to find out that the Bush twins were in his spin class after he made jokes about the president and distributed a DVD of “Bushisms”. . . Tennessee House candidate Joe Ford Jr. uses MySpace instead of an official campaign site. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Drew Lachey and Steve Case are also attending the Correspondents’ Association Dinner. . . Euan Blair has a late, antic-filled night. . . Birthday party for WRC anchor Wendy Rieger is nearly ruined by the Cheneys and the Rumsfelds. [WP]
* Under the Dome: Reps. Grace Napolitano (D-Calif.) and Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga.) are the only House members who did not sponsor a single bill during this session. . . Princeton students Lauren Bush, presidential niece, and Harrison Frist, son of the senator, helped to select Bill Clinton as commencement speaker. [The Hill]
* Inside the Beltway: Politicians announce their commencement speech plans. . . Sandra Day O’Connor: “I was disappointed to see the percentage of women on the court drop by 50 percent.” [WT]
* Rush & Molloy: Mick Jagger won’t give up his hotel suite in Vienna for Bush. . . Bill Clinton, in Las Vegas, “enjoying Grey Goose, sea bass and apple pie.” [NYDN]
* Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Laura Bush holds White House screening of “Akeelah and the Bee.” [NYDN]

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