Tag: laura bush

George W. Bush Is President of Paintings

And this is a painting of George W. Bush, as unveiled at a White House ceremony that just wrapped up. Look at 'im. He's like, "Boy howdy don't I look good, hummina hummina." And no, it wasn't "awkward," this...

Oh, and Bush Now Spends His Days Playing Board Games For Hours

Bush's final Decision Point of his charmed life: The former first lady added the ex-president's favorite app is Scrabble. "Scrabble is the one that George now seems to be playing constantly," she said. "Like, I'm trying to get his attention; 'I'm...

Oh God, Who Paid Laura Bush To Speak To a Crowd?

Los Angeles (CNN) - Former first lady Laura Bush had her audience LOL (laughing out loud) at a women's conference in Long Beach, California Tuesday. Thanks, CNN, for that very hip use of "LOL." Journalism! You know, CNN, if your...

Laura Bush Writes Druggy Masterpiece

Remember Laura Bush, America's onetime librarian sweetheart and wife to the nominal head of the most appalling administration in U.S. history? Turns out she's written a massive memoir titled Spoken From the Heart (because that's what these political memoirists...

Barbara Bush’s Genetic Makeup Fails To Make Her Hate Health Care for Poors

Barbara Bush the Younger was on Fox News Sunday on Fox News Sunday to talk about some new scheme to "bring health equity to the U.S. and Africa," and shocked Chris Wallace by admitting that she was not against...

Laura Bush Loves Socialism Again

In the early 1800s, a nice nerdy Democrat gal named Laura "Matt" Welch was attending a "common backyard barbecue" in Texas when this drunk slob, George W. Bush, started grabbing her boobs and vomiting all over her. Bush made...

Portraits of George and Laura Bush Unveiled

We were going to do some kind of comedy thing, regarding this dumb story about the National Portrait Gallery unveiling the paintings of George and Laura Bush, but why bother when the, uh, the CBS Evening News is already...

Check Out George Bush’s Sexy New Dallas Home

George W. Bush did indeed buy a house for himself and his wife Laura and his two rat dogs as well! It is in the rich area of Dallas, which is probably a suburb! Look! It cost our president...

Bushes Disrespects America By Planning To Buy A Home, In Dallas

Can you even believe this George Bush. While all of you people and everyone else are having your homes foreclosed by the Subprimes, PRESIDENT MONEYBAGS over here and his smoker wife "Laura" are going to *buy* a home, to...

Terribly Offensive Ornament Will NOT Hang On White House XMas Tree After All

Ha ha, so after it looked like Laura Bush was going to be all gracious about festooning the White House Christmas tree with a repulsive ornament decorated in tiny letters detailing a Washington State representative's support of her husband's...

Laura Bush Is Shoppin’ Her Memoirs

All you people have already read American Wife, right? If you did, you already know the "secret ending" to Laura Bush's memoirs, which involves a Venezuelan sex orgy and nuclear war. But for those fans who can't get enough...

FOX NEWS COLUMNIST TAKES A STAND, AGAINST SATAN, AND THE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS: Some dildo asks, "Could Lucifer play a role in this presidential election?" And then he provides ... well, so much material for these libtard commenters.

Greetings From The Empty, Terrible Republican Convention-a-thon

Here's the deal: we're all voting for John McCain on November whateverth. Some hurricane somewhere is completely foiling this convention's plans, and yet the show here is shockingly better managed, more efficient and less stressful than the Denver thing....

Laura Bush Talks A Bit, And Cindy McCain Says Hi, The End

Live from the Xcel Energy Center! Uh, Laura Bush! She spoke, softly, and a giant video Rick Perry appeared, telling the very sparse crowd that he was going to save the poor people who maybe got flooded. He was...

OUR NATION'S WEATHER LADIES: Cindy McCain and Laura Bush will actually (maybe) speak today -- beginning at 4:50 p.m., Central time -- at the Republican convention! They will talk about, uh, Gustav. The hurricane. They will talk about a...

Win A Free Copy Of ‘American Wife’!

Hey Wonkette readers, are some of you "into" actual books? Here is your chance to win one, for free: a galley copy of Curtis Sittenfeld's American Wife, which tackles the difficult question of why a tasteful librarian with all...