Tag Archives: laura bush

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Kept Us Safe From Terrorism

Omission Accomplished

Well, fans of Christianist textbooks, just like in 1989, we’re just about at the end of history ...

< crickets >

Laura Bush, Feminist Hero: When There Is A First Gentleman, We Should Fat-Shame Him And Laugh At His Clothes

make it work

We usually don’t get around to praising Laura Bush much in these parts. Our feelings on her ...

Michelle Obama Is Being A Thug Again

FLOTUS like a butterfly

It has been a rough week for non-thugs in America, as blackity-black people are flaunting their ...

It Is Eleanor Roosevelt’s Birthday And We Have Discovered The Best Website Ever

baller

So write a thing about Eleanor Roosevelt, Editrix said, on account of how it is her birthday. We ...

Laura Bush, Profile In Courage

careful it might be catching

Former First Lady Laura Bush, do you love gheyz and homosex and done wrote a book where you talked ...

RNC Offers Video Tributes To Ron Paul, Other Losers

parting is such sweet sorrow

Sorry you can’t be president Ron Paul! Also, sorry you didn’t win enough states (any ...

George W. Bush Is President of Paintings

photo tours

And this is a painting of George W. Bush, as unveiled at a White House ceremony that just wrapped up. ...

Oh, and Bush Now Spends His Days Playing Board Games For Hours

the old warrior's ithaca

Bush’s final Decision Point of his charmed life: The former first lady added the ...

Oh God, Who Paid Laura Bush To Speak To a Crowd?

click through for botox pix!

Los Angeles (CNN) – Former first lady Laura Bush had her audience LOL (laughing out loud) at a ...

Laura Bush Writes Druggy Masterpiece

wonkette world o' books

Remember Laura Bush, America’s onetime librarian sweetheart and wife to the nominal head of the ...

Barbara Bush’s Genetic Makeup Fails To Make Her Hate Health Care for Poors

totally negates scott brown

Barbara Bush the Younger was on Fox News Sunday on Fox News Sunday to talk about some new scheme to ...

Laura Bush Loves Socialism Again

nice chain-smoking ladies

In the early 1800s, a nice nerdy Democrat gal named Laura “Matt” Welch was attending a ...

Portraits of George and Laura Bush Unveiled

ha ha dubya is 'hung'

We were going to do some kind of comedy thing, regarding this dumb story about the National Portrait ...

Check Out George Bush’s Sexy New Dallas Home

real estate market

George W. Bush did indeed buy a house for himself and his wife Laura and his two rat dogs as well! It ...

Bushes Disrespects America By Planning To Buy A Home, In Dallas

uncreditworthy customers

Can you even believe this George Bush. While all of you people and everyone else are having your ...

Terribly Offensive Ornament Will NOT Hang On White House XMas Tree After All

decorating advice

Ha ha, so after it looked like Laura Bush was going to be all gracious about festooning the White ...

Laura Bush Is Shoppin’ Her Memoirs

required reading

All you people have already read American Wife, right? If you did, you already know the “secret ...

isn't that special?

FOX NEWS COLUMNIST TAKES A STAND, AGAINST SATAN, AND THE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS: Some dildo asks, ...

Greetings From The Empty, Terrible Republican Convention-a-thon

dispatches from the fiery stomach of hell

Here’s the deal: we’re all voting for John McCain on November whateverth. Some hurricane ...

Laura Bush Talks A Bit, And Cindy McCain Says Hi, The End

the saddest thing

Live from the Xcel Energy Center! Uh, Laura Bush! She spoke, softly, and a giant video Rick Perry ...

disasters

OUR NATION’S WEATHER LADIES: Cindy McCain and Laura Bush will actually (maybe) speak today ...

Win A Free Copy Of ‘American Wife’!

literary contest

Hey Wonkette readers, are some of you “into” actual books? Here is your chance to win ...

The Bushes Are House Hunting In Dallas!

annals of real estate

It’s easy to forget that some other guy was president before the McCain/Obama joint rulership ...

Sizzling Fictional Laura Bush Potboiler Coming Soon!

political literature

Once upon a time, Curtis Sittenfeld wrote a funny thing for Salon about her terrible case of Nell ...

Laura Bush Gets A Friendly Hello From New Zealand Soldiers

We had forgotten about these crazy war-dances the Maori like to do before important events like rugby ...