Tag: latinos

Exxon, You Dirty, Dirty Whore. Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 29, 2016

Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!

Racist Mall Lady Will Never Get To Go To The Mall EVER AGAIN!

Guess she'll have to stick with Big Lots from now on :(

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 10, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
No one will be able to read them, anyway.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 6, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
She seems nice

Texas Sheriff Lady Fights Tyranny By Intimidatin’ Gross Democrat And Latino Voters

If you'd like a vision of the Constitutional Paradise espoused by militia loons and rightwing super patriots like Richard Mack, founder of the "Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association" (CSPOA), which insists that county sheriffs are the highest law...
The secret is that Nancy Drew was a black lady all along!

Angry Wingnut Angrily Explains Nancy Drew Is A White Lady, Dammit

Here's what we remember about the Nancy Drew books our mom gave us: Nancy Drew was a girl who was a detective, and she solved mysteries. The Hardy Boys did something similar, whilst being in possession of penis parts...
He was only wearing it for a costume, he swears.

Jeb Bush Tells His Beloved Hispanic Culture To Go Back To Mexico

Jeb J.E.B. el Bush, which foot have you sticked up your ass, pulled out, and then rammed down your throat now? Was it your American voter foot, or your Hispanic voter foot? Alas and Ay Dios mio, the answer is both. Here...

¡Atención, Hispanos! Jeb Loves Latino Stuff, Like His Wife. Vota El Jeb!

Jeb! Bush is not your typical Republican. For one thing, he only uses "anchor babies" to slur Asians, not Latinos, which would be rude, not that there's anything wrong with that. Also, while he is technically and literally and in...
Just put a Band-Aid on it, don't be so weak and unprofessional.

Trump Supporters Making America Great Again, By Beating Homeless Hispanic Dudes

As Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo so astutely pointed out, ladies and dude-ladies, we have our "first Trump-inspired hate crime." It was YOOOOGE. You see, first they pissed on a 58-year-old homeless Hispanic man, which woke him up....
Just lie back and think of gerrymandering

Erick Erickson: Fertile Latinos Will Breed Permanent GOP Majority, Strong Like Bull

Oh, sure, you liberals may be feeling pretty chuffed with how well 2015 has been going for you, what with your Obamacare surviving and your Supreme Court Victory for Sodom, and your beloved Barry Bamz just having a fine...
Goodnight Sweet Dunce

Ira Hansen, Your New Favorite Nevada Wingnut, Already Calls It Quits

Just after we proclaimed him our favorite new wingnut and looked forward to a 2015 full of brilliantly idiotic quotes and policy positions, Nevada state assemblyman Ira Hansen has announced that he will not become Speaker of the Nevada...
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Watch President Obama Invite All The Messicans To Destroy America

President Obama is announcing his plans to unilaterally and unconstitutionally and unpresidentially make a few tweaks to our current immigration clustermess -- just like Hitler, Stalin, Insert-your-favorite-dictator-of-choice did. Please note this is supposed to be a super-secret message to Latinos only,...

Incoming Nevada Speaker Ira Hansen Is Your New Favorite Wingnut

Listen: Nevada Republicans are not interested in your "bipartisanship" or your "getting along" or your "logic and facts." As soon as they took over the state House, they chose as their new Speaker one Ira Hansen, a gentleman who,...
"Come now, be reasonable."

McConnell, Cruz Prepare For Epic Dick-Measuring Contest

On the Fateful November Tuesday That Shall Not Be Named (the one in 2014, not 2010), Calgary's own Ted Cruz sat down with Wolf Blitzer and was asked if he'd support Mitch McConnell as the next Senate majority leader. Cruz...

Idiot Republican Changes Name, Seems Pretty Sure Latino Voters Don’t Know Cesar Chavez Is Dead

Let's say you're a complete unknown in Arizona who failed to win as a write-in Tea Party candidate for Congress in 2012, and then lost a campaign for Phoenix City Council in 2013. Maybe you'd have better luck with...