Do we have to watch this? All the way through? Tragically, the answer is Yes. We must all watch John McCain say “I screwed up” to a late-night comedy host. MORE »

Well, nine minutes and all, but still, here is funnyman David Letterman setting up a huge “McCain’s a Phony Loser” routine with a recitation of the old POW stuff and then … “it’s starting to smell.” Here, America, is what your late-night host thinks of McCain’s stupid stunt. [Letterman]

When did these late-night talk shows start featuring politicians? Does this have something to do with that Writer’s Strike? Whatever the case, now you can waste six minutes of your life watching Hillary Clinton be “with it” or “down on that” or “looser than a nun on prom night.” Happy Super Duper Tuesday, everyone! Let’s pray god it’s our last.