Tag: las vegas

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.

Wonkette Politicizes Las Vegas Mass Shooting By Mentioning Guns

Here we are again, mentioning guns even though it's #TooSoon.

LAS VEGAS HORROR. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 2, 2017

If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!

A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want You To See

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.

Bundy Militia Dipwads Found ‘Not’ Guilty, Again, Due To Pre-Existing Whiteness

Huh. Pointing guns at law enforcement can get you shot dead, but not necessarily convicted. Where's President Law-N-Order on this?

Mommy, How Are Icky Trump Surrogates’ Adultery Love Babies Made?

Congratulations on the fruits of your fucking, Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado!
This one came with a box of cereal

Roger Stone Finds His True Love: Cliven Bundy

Roger Stone has discovered Cliven Bundy and nobody knows what comes next

Bundy Jury Can’t Decide If Pointing Guns At Law Enforcement Is Bad

The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.

Elegant Gentlewoman Michele Fiore To Bring Guns, Boobs To Las Vegas City Council Race

Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!

Guess Which Trumpers Were Boning, And Now One’s Bein’ Crazy And One’s Out Of A Job?

If you only screw the poor, you're still a great choice for the Trump White House.
Not. Overcompensating.

Nice Time! Trump Beaten By Union Maids In Vegas Hotel Labor Fight

Can't scare them, they're sticking with the union!

Sore Losermen: Trump Babies Will Be Crying And Suing Forever Over Nevada ‘Cheating’

Begun this Rigged Election War has.