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Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.
Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.
Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.
Pussycat pussycat I love you, yes I do!
California knows how to party.
It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!
Bedeck yourselves in patchouli and myrrh! Company is here!
It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.
TOO SOON, NANCY PELOSI.
Here we are again, mentioning guns even though it's #TooSoon.
If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!
Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
Huh. Pointing guns at law enforcement can get you shot dead, but not necessarily convicted. Where's President Law-N-Order on this?
Congratulations on the fruits of your fucking, Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado!
Late Sovereign Citizen Fake Doctor Did Surgeries In This Hoarder Trailer, FUNTIMES LOL Oh Wait Jesus Christ
And it isn't even close to Halloween!
Roger Stone has discovered Cliven Bundy and nobody knows what comes next