By the Comics Curmudgeon
Hey, kids, remember your civics class, where you learned that there are other parts of the government that aren’t currently controlled by Muslims? There’s the so-called “Supreme Court,” which everyone ignores most of the time right up until they legalize gayness; but then there’s this other thing, whaddya call it, Congress, and there’s like dozens and dozens of those jackholes, so even though they aren’t “worse” than President Antichrist on an individual level, there are more of them, so it kind of balances out! Anyway, one half of Congress just passed some crazy-ass law last week. How did they manage to do this? Simple: DEVIL MAGIC. MORE »

• Reliable Source: Our very own Liz Glover charms the pants off most, terrifies Tim Russert with her Barbie camera… also some other things. [WP]
• Yeas and Nays: Karl Rove makes the astute observation that Americans want to elect a woman or a black man, thinks Obama’s not beefy enough… Mike Gravel tries to sell High School students his painkillers… Virginia wants to make it a felony to steal an animal. [Examiner]
• In the Know: Nancy Pelosi snubs her biographer… MSNBC’s Norah O’Donnell reported from New Hampshire without shoes on, like a dirty hippie… The middle schooler lobby pushes Arizona Rep. Rick Renzi to criminalize homework. [The Hill]
• Shenanigans: John Cornyn’s re-election campaign has some free advice for his Democratic rival… Mark Foley’s former chief of staff is going to save the Everglades. [Politico]
• The Sleuth: Someone stuck Hillary Clinton with the task of schlepping Chelsea’s dog around… Barrack Obama’s musical pick might indicate that he didn’t expect to, um, lose. [WP]
• Rush & Molloy: Larry David makes New Hampshire ladies swoon… Nicolas Sarkozy shares something in common with Donald Trump… Keith Olbermann explains the nature of his crusade. [NYDN]
• Fishbowl DC: The White House starts a thrilling blog on their Oriental Adventure… Election spam is annoying… Tim Russert knows how to pick a winner. [Media Bistro]

• Nothing gets a candidate ready for some swiftboating like putting up with Hillary Clinton. [Headline Junky]
• Hey, look! Barry Obama can beat Hillary Clinton and still have time to do more international diplomacy than the State Department. [Horserace]
• Having a hard time sourcing rumors about Hillary dropping out of some upcoming races to attack Barry from the sidelines? Go figure! [Hot Air]
• Hey look who writes fiction! Just like the New Yorker! [IMAO]
• Fred Thompson’s campaign ruined his campaign. [Michelle Malkin]
• Mitt Romney: friend of the billionaire. [MoJo]
• Larry David killed people in New Hampshire today. [Fresh Intelligence]

• Reliable Source: Patron rides Segway into Bistro Bis. . . Bush and the Belgian prime minister talked for nearly an hour about biking. . . For the inauguration of Liberia’s first female president, Barbara Bush was “‘Sex and the City’ chic in a skintight turquoise dress and open-toe snakeskin high-heels.” [WP]
• Under the Dome: Larry David is tickled to no end over sandwich coincidence. . . Rep. Roy Blunt’s (R-Mo.) campaign bought roybluntsucks.com and other variations. . . The Federal City Club is closing. [The Hill]
• Inside the Beltway: White House pool report notes African “women balancing baskets on their heads.” [WT]