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Larry Craig Pens Tell-All Restroom Sex Scandal Memoir!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

The Idaho bathroom goblin who won America’s heart will write a book about his totally straight adventures once he’s safely retired from the Senate. He told a local news station that the book will probably take a year or so to write and edit. In the meantime, he’s beginning to look into post-Senate job options — and because he’s Larry Craig, he manages to make it all sound incredibly filthy and wrong. MORE »