Tag: lansing

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Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder Hires Fancy New Lawyers, Just In Case He’s A Giant Criminal

Rick Snyder, governor of Michigan, has been telling us for a million days now how it's not HIS fault the water in Flint is made of lead mucus pube sludge. It's the feds' fault! It's the government's fault! (Huh?) Or...
Because you shouldn't have run again, maybe...

Fornicating Michigan Teabaggers Lose Comeback Bids, Probably Because Satan

Remember Michigan family values state Reps. Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat, who had an adulterous affair during their freshman terms in office, which Rep. Courser tried to cover up with an insane scheme to paint himself as the victim of a...
We are through the rabbit's looking glass, people!

Nice Christian Fornicator ‘Blackmailed’ Into Spreading Fake Gay Sex Scandal

You HAD to know, given that the two state legislators in this stupid Michigan sex scandal are rightwing teabagger Christians, that things would get even weirder and dumber. Friday, we told you how state Rep. Todd Courser came up...
That's pretty festive

Hero Michigan Legislator Will Save Baby Jesus From Satan, Stuffed Snake

In Lansing, Michigan, pearls were clutched and couches were fainted upon when the First Amendment performance artists at the Satanic Temple announced they'd be setting up a holiday display at the Capitol building. As usual, the Satanic Temple folks...

Steven Crowder Tent-Gate: 12/11 Was An Inside Job

Remember that awesome video of stereotypical union thug cold wailing on stereotypical Fox News douche Steven Crowder at the Michigan anti-"Right to Work" rally this week? Of course you do, it's embedded above. Probably you watched it and were...

Never Forget! Union Thugs Push Down Koch Brothers Tent, Punch Steven Crowder In Face

Like the mighty towers of the World Trade Center, a tent belonging to the Michigan chapter of Americans for Prosperity fell in Lansing today because it was attacked by terrorists who hate our freedom...to not pay union dues but...

Michigan Misogyny: Not Just For Republicans Any More!

If you watch Ed Schultz’s GET OFF MY LAWN hour for liberals, then you’ve probably heard of Virg Bernero, Lansing’s shout-tastic Mayor. Bernero was also the Democrats’ embarrassingly bad Michigan gubernatorial candidate in 2010. And he might be a sexist...

A Children’s Treasury Of Impolite-For-Mixed-Company Signs From Michigan’s Vagina Fest

Your Wonkette did not go to the Vagina Monologues fun time at the Michigan State Capitol because Lansing is a long drive. Also, with that many women gathered in one place, you're liable to attract bears. Fortunately, there were...