Tag: language

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Marines Remove ‘Man’ From Job Titles, Weepy Tough Guys Get Sand In Their Manginas

The Marine Corps will drop the term "man" from a number of job titles. Quite a few manly Marines have gotten surprisingly emotional over this.
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Oh Great, Now Even The Southerns Are Gender Fluid

It's theĀ first week of school at many colleges, which means it's time for another round of panic about socialist liberal indoctrination and threats to America and all that stuff. Take, for example, this "What are those crazy eggheads saying...

Allen West All Het Up About The Preverts

Listen: Allen West is worried about perverts. It's right there in the headline of his latest blog post: "Our government is populated by perverts." And yet, for a change, he's not freaked out about teh gheys -- it turns...

National Review’s Style Guide Apparently Takes No Issue With ‘Wetbacks’

National Review famously maintains a roster of aging white nationalists to blab about the non-white aspects of American society in disparaging tones. This is not of my white '50s culture, they write, and we must stop it. But usually...

Twitter Has Officially Turned Chuck Grassley Into a Robot

All joking aside, we used to be able to understand at least one of the things Chuck Grassley was trying to say in his tweets. Now, we are pretty sure he is just some kind of robot. Is this...

Sarah Palin Tweets More Hieroglyphs

TERM HAS BEEN HIJACKED! But who hijacked term? "Feminist"? Possibly. Furthermore, how can a sound, such as a cackle, want something? How can a sound have expectations? How can a sound perform a crucifixion? These are the questions our...

‘Muslin’ Spotted On North Carolina Newspaper-Blog

A tipster spotted this angry letter about the Ground Zero Not-Mosque on the website of Raleigh, North Carolina's News & Observer newspaper. Instead of "Muslim," it uses the word "muslin" -- which your Wonkette uses all the time, because...

Shall We Have A Thread About Harry Reid’s Negroids?

Liz Cheney thinks Harry Reid is a despicable racist, for using hilarious old-timey weird words to describe why black candidate Barack Obama could still win in a country of racists. George Will declares POPPYCOCK and relates one ninth-century English...

Isn’t It Wacky, The Cursing!?

Politico's Kenneth P. Vogel, who from now on shall be referred to as "Kenningtonpants," has been on quite a hot streak at his news pamphlet. First that story, and now this one, about dirty words! Naughty naughty, Kenningtonpants! "President...

Candidate Word Counter Reveals Obama And McCain’s Secret Hatred Of Truck Nutz

We have seen this service before, this thingy that counts how many times a person said this word or that word, and it is interesting how John McCain says "love" more than Barack Obama, and Obama says "war" more...