Tag: lamers

Rick Santorum’s New Pitch To Voters: I Am Good At Some Sports

Rick Santorum has chosen a new strategy in his quest to win the Republican presidential nomination that he cannot mathematically win: Talkin' sports. You know, shootin' the shit with his buddies, the voters, about golf, baseball, bowling. Shooting guns....

Parody Wingnut Radio Host Offers $1 Million If Newt Drops Out

We have, let's see, zero interest in the dull antics of the AM talk radio hosts. But now and then, one of their desperate stunts percolates through the layers of illiteracy and finally appears over here on the "reading...

Fox News: Americans Overwhelmingly Want Sarah Palin To Disappear

A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don't want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race. But why? Isn't she still fun? No? Apparently not. She is a worn-out old circus hag, and even teabaggers have noticed...

Harry Potter Teen Devil Magic Annihilates Sarah Palin Home Movie

Faded reality-teevee grandma Sarah Palin was hoping her remaining fans -- other bitter middle-aged white people who expect to get rich without working -- would flock to the premiere of the new two-hour commercial/home movie about Sarah Palin. But...

New York Times: Media Stopped Covering Palin Because She’s Washed Up

Hot new scientific data from NYT statistics wizard Nate Silver: "Sarah Palin’s potential candidacy, for instance, is only receiving about one-fifth as much attention as it did several months ago." And why's that? Because a cartoon millionaire who just...

Poll: Republicans Suicidally Depressed With Their Lame Candidates

We are deep into the first year of the 2012 campaign -- haha, only 18 more months to go! -- and already the Republican Base is so depressed and disgusted by their awful slate of candidates that some experts...

Glenn Beck’s Website Reveals NPR Lunch Video Was Edited To Ruin NPR

Whenever that James O'Keefe guy puts out another heavily edited video against some liberal bogeyman, both the White House and the Washington/New York media quickly fire everyone involved -- because the only rational way to deal with claims made...

Breitbart Gets Served With Shirley Sherrod Lawsuit At CPAC

Look what's buried at the bottom of the New York Times CPAC straw-poll story: Andrew Breitbart, the owner of several conservative Web sites, was served at the conference on Saturday with a lawsuit filed by Shirley Sherrod, the former Agriculture...

A Children’s Treasury of Teabagger E-mails Against ‘Baby’s Snatching’

Oh no, this whole Brian Doherty thing is just getting sad. Almost immediately after your afternoon editor took him down yesterday, Doherty went back on his blog and attempted a rejoinder. The crux of his new argument is that,...

WELL, TUCKER CARLSON IS AN INCREDIBLE ASSHOLE: Ezra Klein on the closing of the JournoList email group: "It was ironic, in a way, that it would be the Daily Caller that published e-mails from Journolist. A few weeks ago,...

Slave Bloggers At WashingtonPost.com Say Farewell To Dave Weigel

National media embarrassment the Washington Post acted exactly like everybody figured the Washington Post would act in the wake of some pointless e-mail episode involving snide remarks by Dave Weigel about the teabaggers he covers and their main newspaper,...

Conservative Lamers Again Pretending Popular Art Form Is Conservative

One of the most self-defeating fetishes of the modern-day right-wing pundit is assembling "evidence" that some kind of popular entertainment product is actually conservative -- because these tunnel-vision wingnuts really do look at the Entire World this way, as...

Mitt Romney’s Ghetto Home To Be Destroyed

The derelict city of Detroit is finally "getting serious" about razing thousands of boarded-up abandoned houses, and the worst ghetto crackhouse of all will soon be bulldozed: the childhood mansion of Mitt "Mittens" Romney. The Romneys and their servants...

MSNBC’s David Shuster In Super-Big Trouble For Secret CNN Show!

Here is one way to get fired, when you work in the cable news "talent" industry: Secretly make a pilot show with your network's main competition! That's what weirdo anchorperson David Shuster got caught doing, taping a secret show...

Ross Douthat’s Imaginary CNN Should Feature People ‘From the Right and Left’ Debating News Topics

There's the real CNN we all hate, which is nothing but a bunch of political consultant hacks sitting at tables reading talking points right off their laptop screens while Wolf Blitzer staggers around yelling nonsense. And then there's the...

DAVID BRODER, OUR NEW MARK TWAIN/FOZZIE BEAR? "Then I will write 'This is not a selfish country,' after two paragraphs about how people were opposed to this legislation because they thought it involved helping poor or black people or...