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Posts Tagged ‘lairs’

FUNNY PICTURES

Inside the Monster’s Lair: Cheney Residence Fotos!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

With all the intrigue bubbling up around Cheney’s Official Residence, you’ve surely wondered what it looks like inside the evildoer’s lair. Is it filled with comical Halloween fake spiderwebs and skeletons, or maybe giant 1960s “Dr. No” electronic panels and beeping devices? Probably, but the residence itself just sort of looks like a regular old white person’s mansion in NW … with creepy Official Logos carved into all the windows:


These pictures are right there on Flickr for anybody to see, but you are not allowed to see the lair from the air. Lots more foto fun, after the jump.

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MIDTERMS

D.C.-Adjacent Supervillain Lair For Sale By U.S. Government

Monday, September 18th, 2006

'Unfortunately I overestimated you, you are just a stupid police man... 'Attention soon-to-be-unemployed power-mad politicians: As we’ve learned from history, many fallen leaders turn to evil — often after a disfiguring accident or a sinister experiment that results in some kind of superpower. But evil intent and superhuman strength are not enough to wage war against the society that shunned you.

You need a freakin’ supervillain lair.

Luckily, the GSA’s Office of Property Disposal has the perfect opportunity with a starting bid of just $30,000. It’s the Bloody Point Lighthouse just off the southern tip of Kent Island in the Chesapeake and a mere 20 miles east of Capitol Hill. Explore this exclusive property’s unique features, after the jump.

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