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John McCain’s Latest Devious Attempt To Steal Retarded Women

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Here’s a post from the “McCain Report,” which is one of several terrible blogs on McCain’s website. He’s trying to steal Hillary’s old ladies by posting videos from ABBA, a Swedish pop quartet from the ’70s. After Vietnam, John McCain had sex affairs with the two girls in this group before divorcing his crippled wife for yet a different mistress. “Seriously.” [John McCain via HuffPo]


Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Awwwww ... Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am!REPEAL THE 19th AMENDMENT! That old white lady at Salon says we all better start being nice to the “washed up old white women” who lost with Hillary. [Salon]


Introducing Wonkette’s Friday Afternoon Ladies Book Club

Friday, May 16th, 2008
There’s nothing much happening today, in politics, and your editor is all alone at Wonkette today, so let’s start a ladies’ book club! Here are some political-type books recently consumed by your editor, courtesy of this “Good Reads” thing suggested by BlogAds kingpin Henry Copeland. MORE »


Barack Obama Is Misogynist Pig

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008


Barack Obama hates women, because he’s a fairy, and also because they don’t vote for him. Guy goes to Michigan today, for example. What does he call this Journalistic Local Reporter Girl? He calls her “Sweetie,” earning a tragically sarcastic remark in response. Can we safely assume that he is pro-life now? [YouTube]


Hillary ‘Earned’ Wrinkles While Leading America’s Foreign Policy For 35 Years

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

The Hils Have Eyes.Speaking to a crowd of old white liberal ladies in Austin yesterday, Hillary Clinton said the fact that she is old is proof of her vast experience pretending she was running the country for 35 years. “Granted I am a little older and I have earned every wrinkle on my face and I feel just as energized about what we are doing,” she said, and the old white ladies cheered and then all went to their book club and drank too much wine and laughed through the tears as they read aloud from “The Regional Cooked Food Item Ladies Group,” which has been the No. 1 hardcover fiction book since like October, and then Hillary’s friend Ted Danson appeared and said he used to like black people too, but then he grew up and married an old liberal white lady, and that’s why you should vote for Hillary. [ABC News Political Radar]


Thursday, September 13th, 2007

“Mystery,” star of VH1’s reprehensible The Pick-Up Artist, on our fair city: “Oh, I’ve done a boot camp in Washington D.C. There’s.. just not a lot of beauty there. I don’t want to do boot camps there anymore.” …zing? [Jezebel]


Juleanna Glover Weiss is Available

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

She's single, fellas! - WonketteGood news wealthy status-seeking bachelors of Washington: Juleanna Glover Weiss is on the market. The lobbyist/consultant/hostess/spokeswoman is divorcing Jeffrey Weiss, her husband of 10 years, according to yesterday’s Reliable Source. The couple are known for their pretty awesome-for-Washington parties at their Kalorama home, which Juleanna started occasionally inviting us to after we made fun of her boss, John Ashcroft. MORE »


Barry, Call Me!

Monday, July 16th, 2007


You kids like this crap, right? Scantily-clad women having pillow fights while singing about Barry Hussein? Our friend Rachel assaulted us with this before we managed to finish our coffee and now we hate America, more or less.

First on ETP: New Obama Girl Video! ‘Obama Girl vs. Giuliani Girl’ [HuffPo]