HATS OFF to esteemed thing Parade for this sexy clip art collage of a mall Santa preparing to bone claymation Rudolph who is stepping on Bill O’Reilly as black people do their black African holiday whatevers in the background. The Jew Cookies see it all. This masterpiece, folks, accompanies “Bill O’Reilly’s Great American Holiday Quiz,” because suddenly you’re NOT ALLOWED to say “Merry Christmas” anymore, in America, because of the Prop 8 protesters. MORE »

Whatever Kwanzaa is, most experts say it’s definitely not about worshiping the little white baby in the snowy forest who grows up to be a crucified guy in Judea. That’s why god-fearing Americans are understandably furious that the supposedly-Born Again president thinks it’s just fine to also worship whatever Kwanzaa worships — probably pagan African things, or Islam! MORE »