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Tag: Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day And The Death Of America. So It Goes.

What would Kurt Vonnegut say about Donald Trump? He already said it.
In Space, No One Can Hear Trump Talk

The Sun Came Up, And Here We Are: A Few Reasons To Keep Going

Time for some perspective.

A One Hundred Percent Trumpless Appreciation Of Elie Wiesel, RIP

Because that Star of David bullshit can wait till tomorrow.

Obama Gives Thoughtful, Reflective Speech In Hiroshima, Wingnuts Be Damned

Barack Obama's speech in Hiroshima was so good we forgot to be all smartassed about it.
Blaspheme not the Name of Reagan

Veterans Day Is A Great Time To Buy Sarah Palin’s New Book, Remember Reagan

Merry Veteran's Day, patriots! And thanks a bunch to that one guy whose day it is. We owe you, buddy. Like Great American Hero and Historical Scholar Bristol Palin's ghostblogger says: On Veteran’s Day, it’s hard to know what to say, other...
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day 2015. Hi-Ho.

When Nov. 11 rolls around, this quote from Breakfast of Champions gets dragged out of storage and put on display for the occasion of Kurt Vonnegut's birthday and Armistice/Veterans Day. But that's what remembrance and ceremony are for,...
When did Tobias Fünke become a publishing consultant?

Playboy To Go Never-Nude In 2016. We’ll Be Grieving In Our Bunk

When we saw the headline "Playboy says it will no longer print images of nude women" in our newsfeed Tuesday, we were pretty sure it had to be from one of those dollar-store imitations of The Onion, not the...
Note the Leia-bun knit cap

You Know You Want This Star Wars Speeder Bike Rocking Horse: Your Saturday Nerdout

It's your Saturday geek-out, so have another bulb of coffee, or tranya, or Romulan ale -- it's the weekend after all -- and enjoy. Most Awesomest Nerd Dad Ever Builds little Speeder Bike An Australian dad and Instructables addict, ‘Tez Gelmir,’...
You can't go wrong with the classics

Actual Live Human Being Emerges From Mommyblog Editrix’s Abdomen

Hey there, Donna Rose. We're awfully happy you're here. Like any number of Wonkette staff, you were just a tiny bit behind deadline, but close enough, and thank Crom you didn't churn out 1200 words that needed to be...
From 'Children's shows we never watched, Volume 3'

Fox Host To Grads: Want To Save The World? Go Work For Big Oil

It's Graduation Season, and time for all kinds of inspiring thoughts from Olds to Youngs, mostly aimed at telling the Youngs to not fuck things up as badly as the Olds did. One exception, of course, was Kurt Vonnegut,...
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Classy Australian Obituary Calls ‘Thorn Birds’ Author Fat, Ugly, National Treasure

So here's a tip for obituary writers: If you're writing a big piece on one of your country's most famous writers, and it's going to run under the headline "A TRUE NATIONAL TREASURE," you just might not want to...
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut, Armistice Day 2014 Edition

When Nov. 11 rolls around, this quote from Breakfast of Champions gets dragged out of storage and put on display for the occasion of Kurt Vonnegut's birthday and Armistice/Veterans Day. But that's what remembrance and ceremony are for,...
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

It’s Not A Rerun, It’s A Tradition: Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut

When November 11 rolls around, this quote from Breakfast of Champions gets dragged out of storage and put on display for the occasion of Kurt Vonnegut's birthday and Armistice/Veterans' Day. God knows we've done it ourselves, too. But that's...

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut

When November 11 rolls around, it's pretty common to see this Kurt Vonnegut quote about the date trotted out, and god knows we've done it ourselves a few times in the past ourselves. But it's an awesome quote anyway,...

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