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Posts Tagged ‘Kucinich’

RUSSIA

Russian Aliens Totally Love Dennis Kucinich

Monday, November 19th, 2007


If this whole POTUS run thing doesn’t work out for Dennis Kucinich, he could always run for office in UFO-friendly Russia. According to some weird website, which is most probably a propaganda holdover from the Cold War, Russia’s Kishertsky district is planning a “UFO sanctuary” near the Moleba Village. We even fond this bizarre video of Russian UFO hovering and leaving light trails in mesmerizing psychedelic swirls. Either that, or the Starbucks hippie dosed my coffee. UFO Sanctuary To Be Created in Russia [Russian IC.com]


CLINTON

Hillary Clinton A ‘Chilly Harlot’!

Monday, November 12th, 2007

hil.jpgThanks to a kind tipster, we spent part of yesterday perusing the anagrams of our presidential candiates, which included Hillary Rodham Clinton (Damn Chilly Iron Harlot), Rudy Giuliani (I Rig Dolphin Luau), John Edwards (D’oh! Jaws Nerd) and Joe Biden (I Need Job). Strange, right? After the jump, The Dimmer Switch sheds some light. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

From Mexico and Outer Space, Aliens Visit Debates

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

two%20aliens.jpgSen. Hillary Clinton almost made it through last night’s debate without a scrape. She came out crisp, assertive and confident. She held her annoying smirks to a minimum and seemed to respectful to other candidates, attentive even. But did anyone notice she looked weird? It was horrible! Her eyes were dead and her face appeared waxy and paralyzed. When she spoke, her words and mouth movements never quite linked up with her eyes. And that seems, shall we say, a little unnatural. MORE »