Tag: ku klux klan

Some Gentle Advice For The Brave Men And Women Of The GOP

We have Ali Davis now. You will like her. Read up, sons!

White Nationalists Are Ready For Their Safe Space Now, Mr. DeMille

Alt-Right movement founder Richard Spencer details his dream of a turning the country into a safe space for white people.

How Are Americans Expressing Their Economic Anxiety Today?

It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.
Captain Kerk! I will be quik, mersssifull, misspelld and in ALL CAPS!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette’s Reptilian Hybrids Write Horrific Pieces Of Gruel

We keep learning fascinating things from our Deleted Commenters, who this week inform us we're lizard people. And here we thought we were furries.
These are not the KKKinder and Gentler Hello KKKitties

Mike Pence ‘Denounces’ David Duke But Can’t Say He’s ‘Deplorable,’ Since That’s A Hillary Word

Mike Pence certainly condemns David Duke, but he's not about to LABEL him.
Looking quite relaxed, here's David Duke on vibes

David Duke Officially Announces Plans To Run For Senate, Sounds Exactly Like Trump

He says he believes in equal rights for all, but wants to take a stand for 'European Americans.'

KKK Feels Ready For A Comeback, Since Trump Is Stealing All Its Best Material Anyway

What do Crystal Pepsi and the Klan have in common?

OH HEY, Yet Another KKK Imperial Wizard Endorsed Donald Trump

How does Donald Trump even keep track of all these KKK endorsements?
Who ya got?

Fox News Dumbass Wishes Y’all Would Stop Victim-Shaming Poor Donald Trump

Rarely is the question asked, "Why is Trump supporters such violent pig-thugs?" JUST KIDDING EVERYBODY IS ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW. As Trump has explained, it is not fair to blame HIM for any of the violence, because he's just...

No, The KKK Is Not And Has Never Been Liberal: A Historysplainer

Of course the Ku Klux Klan was never on the side of liberals and progress. This goes without saying. There can't possibly be anyone who disputes this basic notion, could there? Of course there could. Of fucking course there could....
That's his "I'm going to pull over this car!" face.

Speaker Paul Ryan Will Swat Donald Trump On His Bottom For Being Naughty Racist

If there's one thing that makes Republicans say "Oh my stars!" and "Well I never!" it is racism. STOP LAUGHING, we are not done writing this lede yet. As we all know, Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King, Jr....

Donald Trump’s $100K Mar-A-Lago Memberships Open To Everyone, Even Blacks And Jews

Look, just because Donald Trump is the candidate for rank-and-file racist Republicans and distinguished Racist-Americans like former KKK leader David Duke does not mean Trump himself is a racist. Trump has disavowed that endorsement, and besides, Trump is the most least racist...
It's a mystery!

Donald Trump Firmly Anti-Hitler, Will Look Into Whether KKK Terrific Or Not

Donald Trump is simply shocked, shocked that anyone would think he's friendly to racist groups, although over the weekend he seemed unwilling to say they were exactly bad. On CNN's "State of the Union" Sunday, Trump refused to disavow...
And Moses invests, hahaha!

Georgia’s Nifty ‘Religious Freedom’ Law Might Protect KKK’s Sacred Right To Do Klan Stuff

The Georgia state Senate passed an absurdly broad "religious freedom" law Friday on a 38-14 vote, sending a revised version of the bill back to the House, where it is expected to pass as well. Gov. Nathan Deal is...
No idea why someone would shop a Twilight Sparkle plushie into a David Duke pic. She's no lavender supremacist.

David Duke Thinks Donald Trump Could Tone It Down A Notch

Here's a little tip for fetid vomitsack and Republican frontrunner Donald Trump: When former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke says you're a bit over the top, it might be time to consider dialing things back just a skosh. Duke shared...

Racists And History Nerds Join Forces To Save New Orleans Confederate Treasures

We reported last week that the New Orleans City Council had voted to grind the city's confederate monuments down to a fine dust and force pig turd racists to snort them for a Festivus miracle. OK maybe it didn't vote for...