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Posts Tagged ‘kotaku’

TSA To Make Life Slightly Less Pleasant, Again

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Candy-colored TERROR
Hey, remember when the TSA discovered people traveling with cheese and wires and declared it to be signs of terrorist dry runs? But then it turns out that they weren’t? Well, now we’re going to make extra sure that they aren’t. Gaming nerds will think twice before they bring their precious Nintendo Wiis and XBox 360s and PlayStation Whatevers onto airplanes in their carry-on bags, because now they’re going to have to fish them out and put them on the conveyor belt at the security checkpoint, just like you have to do with your laptop! MORE »


John Kerry Addicted To Dumb Blackberry Game

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

'I am a veteran, I fought in a war.' - WonketteWhat does John Kerry do when he’s trapped in First Class for several hours and tragically unable to issue statements on legislation, global warming, things Don Imus said and the new 1/3-pound Angus McBurger? MORE »


Hillary Clinton: The “Mod” is for “Moderate”

Thursday, July 14th, 2005

Tried To Make It SfwIt’s a good thing that Bill Clinton just yesterday explained the difference between “selling out” and being “principled” when it comes to Hillary, or else we would swear her statement today about how violent video games are “stealing the innocence of our children” and denouncing the availability of a graphic pornographic mod to “Grand Theft Auto” was just callow family-values grandstanding. MORE »