Korea
Hot Houston City Councilwoman In The Running For America’s Next Top Grifter
Well, hellooooo Houston City Councilwoman Helena Brown! How have you and those big brown eyes come to Your Wonkette’s attention today? Oh, you are busy asking local Houston Korean businessmen to give you money for an $11,000 flight to Korea, even though it was already paid for on the public dime? That is kind of [...]
Harry Truman Pwned
Found in a box of old letters in Harry Truman’s papers is this elegant little word weapon from parents who lost their child to Truman’s imperial war in Korea: Mr. Truman As you have been directly responsible for the loss of our son’s life in Korea, you might just as well keep this emblem on [...]
Donald Trump, Orator and Statesman: ‘I Will Be Better Than Anybody’
Good news, everybody! Offensive joke Donald Trump is almost done sucking the last few drops of marrow out of our already-rotting political process. What did he do this time, “open his mouth”? Yes, precisely. During a teevee interview which will air today, Donald chortled, “I will be better than anybody. I will do the best [...]
Sarah Palin’s Presidential Aspirations Shattered by Bristol’s Lousy Dancing
Bristol Palin did not triumph in the championship round of So You Think You Can Dance? That’s Funny You Would Think That last night. America’s most favorite Single Mama Grizzly lost to a lady named Jennifer Grey, who apparently danced her pants off even though she had a “ruptured disc.” (Bristol Palin lost to a [...]
Obama Begs South Korea To Buy Gross Beef At Sinister G-20 Summit
Barack Obama met with other Muslim world leaders in South Korea for the infamous G-20 economic summit, which is sort of like Bohemian Grove except Alex Jones is actually invited. (Who else is going to negotiate favorable Prison Planet DVD exchange rates?) Usually these economic summits are “trade this” and “currency that” and “blah blah [...]
U.S. Gets Around To Imposing New Sanctions Against North Korea
Hillary Clinton visited the DMZ today to point and say, “That thing over there? That thing is going to pay for what it is doing.” The hot new 2010 edition of U.S. sanctions against North Korea were announced and took a turn on the runway. What’s in fashion this year? “She said the measures would [...]
Hillbillies To Rescue America’s Unemployed
With handsome devil Carte Goodwin scheduled to be sworn in as Robert Byrd’s seat-warming replacement sometime today, Democrats (plus the reliable communist ladies from Maine) should be able to break the Republican filibuster and get that lucrative government money flowing to the unemployed again, huzzah! Plus they plan to spend the whole midterm campaigning telling [...]
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