Tag: kochsuckers

Hooray, Fraud Everywhere Envelops Looming Wisconsin Recall Elections!

Wisconsin's critical elections to recall six Republican legislators and regain control of the state senate take place next week on August 9, which means it is time for the privately-funded organisms of Terror and Death to hurl into action...

House GOP Now Planning To Destroy America’s Environmental Laws

Oh hooray, the House Republicans also have a underhanded bullshit scheme to completely gut America's environmental protections: Instead of moving stand-alone legislation or openly debating the merits of gutting America's environmental protections, the House is trying to sneak more than...

Democrats Forget They Hate Koch Bros. Long Enough To Ask For Money

What do Democrats and Republicans have in common these days, besides a total disinterest in governance and a massive crush on Twitter slapfights? They both love those sweet-tasting Koch bucks printed on paper made of ground orphans. DSCC Chairwoman Sen....

Here’s How the Koch Bros. Put ‘Raise the Retirement Age’ On TV

Why, exactly, should we raise the retirement age? Who benefits from that? Certainly not people, now being told that they'll have to toil until death after all, just like the slaves and serfs of the cruel past. And why...

Wisconsin Judge Strikes Down Evil Scott Walker-Koch Bros. Anti-Workers Law

A judge in Wisconsin's Dane County has struck down the Scott Walker/Koch Brothers' anti-collective bargaining law, which means Wisconsin will once again become a luscious workers paradise and all the mean old Tea Party people will be rolled off...

Champion Teabagger Loon Screams At ‘Pot Smoking Neo Marxists’

This is our favorite guy ever. We had to watch the whole thing just to figure out if he was yelling at the teabaggers "on his side" or at somebody else ... and we'll have to guess "somebody else,"...

Republican Fantasyland: No Actual Medicare, Tax Cuts For Millionaires

What do Republicans in Congress dream about, after they get bored of Cialisbating to ROTC videos? Lowering taxes even more for the very richest people in America while doubling the cost of medical care for senior citizens. That's what...

Sarah Palin To Be Pelted With Cheese Curds In Wisconsin Saturday

The Koch Brothers think it's hilarious when their dumb puppets have to go face huge, angry crowds of political opponents. Remember the movie Trading Places? It's the same idea: Incredibly rich old white creeps just torture their own lackeys...

Scott Walker Says His Attack On U.S. Workers ‘Is Truly Progressive’

The Koch Brothers' dumb little whore from Wisconsin, Scott Walker, is testifying before Congress today -- and he's got a very unique take on the class war he's waging against the working citizens of his state. "In Wisconsin, we...

Labor Defeats Wisconsin Judge, Takes Over State Supreme Court

A recount is all but certain, yet an easy re-election for Wisconsin state supreme court justice Supreme Court Justice David Prosser turned into a victory for the liberals' choice, JoAnne Kloppenburg. It was the most expensive Supreme Court election...

Scott Walker Pays $81.5K Gov’t Salary to Drunk-Driving Loser Son of Crony

When your corporation needs to take care of some troublesome "environmental and regulatory matters" in Wisconsin, heh heh, just go see the dumb kid who never graduated college but did manage two DUI convictions, because that dumb kid is...

Maine’s New Teabagger Governor Axes Labor Mural From Dept. of Labor

Still don't believe it's a full-on war against workers? It is: "Gov. Paul LePage has ordered the removal of a 36-foot mural depicting Maine's labor history from the lobby of the Department of Labor. Worker advocates described the move...

Koch-Blocked: Judge Blocks Wisconsin Anti-Workers Bill

A Wisconsin judge has temporarily blocked Scott Walker's anti-workers bill from taking effect, saying the Wisconsin legislators' passage of the law was likely illegal as it violated the state's Open Meetings law. In other words, Walker's errand for the...

Union-Busting Kochsucker Scott Walker New GOP Favorite For 2012

We won't know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on the grave of a 9/11 firefighter and strangling a pre-schooler, but Wisconsin's Scott Walker is...

Koch Bros. Creating Drone Army of Dumb Young Libertarians

Oh for fuck's sake. But is there still time to apply? And what are the requirements? Required * Solid understanding of free-market principles * Commitment to limited government and the advancement of individual liberty ...

Wisconsin’s M&I Bank Fears Bank Run By Union Supporters, Shuts Doors

Haha, afraid much? M&I Bank's branch on the Capitol Square, at 1 W. Main St., closed Thursday after demonstrators, protesting campaign contributions by bank executives to Gov. Scott Walker, gathered outside the bank and several pulled their money out. Sara Schmitz,...