Koch brothers
Millions of Dollars Later, Wisconsin Dems Win Last Two Recall Elections
The final two Wisconsin senate recall elections ended in victory for Democrats on Tuesday, so hooray for that because it is good, and also maybe now is a time to reflect on the fact that this series of nine recall votes cost “candidates and outside interest groups” an estimated $31 million. What is that, like [...]
Wisconsin Recall Voters Head To Polls To Kick Out Koch Overlords
The hysterical right wing promised America a front row seat to fire, brimstone, rivers of blood, looting, rampaging, crying babies, sirens, thieves, chainsaws turning on by themselves, ski masks and eternal night in Wisconsin once these recall elections got under way, and probably if you drop enough acid and look very hard, all of those [...]
Hooray, Fraud Everywhere Envelops Looming Wisconsin Recall Elections!
Wisconsin’s critical elections to recall six Republican legislators and regain control of the state senate take place next week on August 9, which means it is time for the privately-funded organisms of Terror and Death to hurl into action with all their vote-inhibiting might. We have pictured here an actual Voter Deception mailer blingee courtesy [...]
Mother Nature Attacks Jim Inhofe For Climate Change Denial
The Earth was tired of ventriloquist dummy Jim Inhofe walking around with those sweaty Koch fingers up his butt and clacking his jaw all day long about how climate change is all super fake, so nature cold attacked Inhofe with a diseased giant green blob. No, really! Was there a clever trap? No, because Inhofe [...]
Sarah Palin To Be Pelted With Cheese Curds In Wisconsin Saturday
The Koch Brothers think it’s hilarious when their dumb puppets have to go face huge, angry crowds of political opponents. Remember the movie Trading Places? It’s the same idea: Incredibly rich old white creeps just torture their own lackeys whenever it gets dull oppressing the faceless poor and destroying the Earth to make Dixie Cups [...]
Scott Walker Says His Attack On U.S. Workers ‘Is Truly Progressive’
The Koch Brothers’ dumb little whore from Wisconsin, Scott Walker, is testifying before Congress today — and he’s got a very unique take on the class war he’s waging against the working citizens of his state. “In Wisconsin, we are doing something truly progressive. In addition to holding the line on spending and finding efficiencies [...]
Union-Busting Kochsucker Scott Walker New GOP Favorite For 2012
We won’t know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on the grave of a 9/11 firefighter and strangling a pre-schooler, but Wisconsin’s Scott Walker is quickly shaping up to be the Republicans’ top choice to run for president in 2012. He’s [...]
Koch Bros. Creating Drone Army of Dumb Young Libertarians
Oh for fuck’s sake.
WI Unions Will Destroy Walker-Loving Bank By Pulling $1 Billion
M&I Bank is Wisconsin’s biggest, and it gave a ton of money to union-busting kochsucker Scott Walker. Now the unions are targeting both M&I and the Canadian banking giant in the process of acquiring it. A couple of firemen stomped in on Saturday and withdrew $192,000 on Saturday, in the branch across from the state [...]
Sexy Senator Scott Brown Just Wants More Money From David Koch (VIDEO)
Oh look, here’s sexy teabagger Scott Brown begging David Koch for more of that sweet, sweet Koch support. Haha there must be a video like this of every teabaggy Republican in America. [Think Progress]
New York Times Celebrates David Koch, America’s Best Person
Did you notice America’s Greatest Victim getting the NYT “we’re sorry” treatment in Saturday’s paper? Poor little rich boy David Koch is super sad about how the mean poor/working people are upset because he’s funding and directing the destruction of government unions nationwide. This makes him feel bad! And even though the deeply secretive David [...]
Twitter Won’t ‘Verify’ Scott Walker Because He’s Just a Random Jerk
Famous people like Howard Stern and Rahm Emanuel have “verified” Twitter accounts, meaning they get a little green checkmark next to their name on the Twitter. This serves some purpose, we suppose, for those Twitter users who require assurance that the banal “tweets” from whatever public figure are truly from that public figure (or the [...]
Liveblogging Koch Employee Scott Walker’s Prank Call Non-Apology
Turn on the teevee news! Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is delivering a statement about his long conversation with that guy he thought was David Koch. Interestingly, watchdog group Public Campaign Action Fund is calling for a probe into whether he committed ethics violations in saying what he said to the person he thought was the [...]
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